How To Stay Calm

[nivrip]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.

 

[Ian]

Hahahahahahaha Good one!

I really am laughing out loud at this

 

[Taffycat]

Definitely sounds like a plan!!

 

[TriplexDread]

Hahahah Fantastic

 

[Anon_F]

 

[muckshifter]

... printed out

 

[Abarbarian]

Waste not want not

 

[captain zed]

and tomorrow you can do it all over again......hic.