Hey Google where is my answer

[W****n S***********g]

I submitted it two days ago and you failsed to respond.

I know that you are out there because everyone says to still contact you.

Please reply before i kill myself.

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[LVTravel]

I submitted it two days ago and you failsed to respond.

I know that you are out there because everyone says to still contact you.

Please reply before i kill myself.

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Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase let me supply the gun and bullets!

 

[W****n S***********g]

Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase let me supply the gun and bullets!

Is that you Google d goo.

 

[Olórin]

I submitted it two days ago and you failsed to respond.

I know that you are out there because everyone says to still contact you.

Please reply before i kill myself.

What e-mail??

may contain confidential and/or privileged information. If
you are not the intended recipient (or have received this e-mail

What e-mail??

in error) please notify the sender immediately and destroy this e-mail.

What e-mail??

Any unauthorised copying, disclosure or distribution of the material in
this e-mail

What e-mail??

is strictly forbidden.

I told my missus about this dumb newsgroup post I just read but I don't
think I was authorised to - was doing that "strictly forbidden" too?

 

[VanguardLH]

I submitted it two days ago and you failsed to respond.

I know that you are out there because everyone says to still contact you.

Please reply before i kill myself.

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

Are you dead yet?

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

Dead yet?

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

Hmm, so you lied and gave us false hope.

 

[Sinbad The Sailor]

Hey come on man, first he has to figure out how to kill himself and then he
has to figure out how to execute his plan and THEN he has to execute it!

Poor guy. Couldn't end it all if he wanted to.

-Sinbad