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Another Acronis Troll <[email protected]> has spoken.

This is the *****true***** story of Acronis True Image.

Adoration of the Acronis True Image.

Sales have been sagging at ***** Computer. The sales department has decided
to launch a new grass root campaign. Mrs. X started this thread:

Post 1:

Mitsy, You should remember, I told you at the last writers conference that I
am writing a bestseller. After we installed Vista I really had hard time
saving it on the hard disk. Every night when I save my file the hard disk
becomes soft and next morning my bestseller is not a bestseller. I want to
save my bestseller in a True Image, you know that and this terrible
operating system did not want to do it.

In total desperation I googled for "true image" and you know what? I found
this incredible company that sells cccAcronis True Image. I grabbed my
credit card right away and downloaded it. It does save my bestseller in True
Image. No Vista in the world can do it.

Post 2:

Betsy, your stuttering is getting totally unacceptable. I could not
understand what you'd downloaded. I told you at the last conference that I
am also writing a bestseller. I had such terrible time with Vista that I
decided to download guess what? Acronis True Image because without it I
could not even look at myself in the mirror. Even my mirrors did not show me
in my true image.

You know what, Betsy? Now I can save my bestseller on a hard disk and in the
morning I find it finished. Could you believe it? Acronis True Image has
this wonderful property. It can finish your writing while you sleep. Is it
not wonderful Not to mention that fact that I can see myself in the mirror
10 years younger, in real, true image.

Post 3:

Mitsy, I told you that I also downloaded Acronis True Image. I don't know
why you are saying my stuttering is so bad. Acronis actually improved it
too. You know what I discovered? For an additional hundred dollars I could
turn a switch in Acronis and it not only finished my bestseller but wrote
total five new bestsellers. My hard disk was filled with bestsellers. I am
going to be rich.

Post 4

Betsy, The things are really looking up. I am writing NoStop. And you know
what, men got a wind of it too. Oh boy, I think it has this elephant quality
in it. My old man downloaded it yesterday and you could not believe it. Last
night it was much better than with Viagra.
 
AlexB said:
Another Acronis Troll <[email protected]> has spoken.

This is the *****true***** story of Acronis True Image.

Adoration of the Acronis True Image.

Sales have been sagging at ***** Computer. The sales department has
decided to launch a new grass root campaign. Mrs. X started this thread:

Post 1:

Mitsy, You should remember, I told you at the last writers conference that
I am writing a bestseller. After we installed Vista I really had hard time
saving it on the hard disk. Every night when I save my file the hard disk
becomes soft and next morning my bestseller is not a bestseller. I want to
save my bestseller in a True Image, you know that and this terrible
operating system did not want to do it.

In total desperation I googled for "true image" and you know what? I found
this incredible company that sells cccAcronis True Image. I grabbed my
credit card right away and downloaded it. It does save my bestseller in
True Image. No Vista in the world can do it.

Post 2:

Betsy, your stuttering is getting totally unacceptable. I could not
understand what you'd downloaded. I told you at the last conference that I
am also writing a bestseller. I had such terrible time with Vista that I
decided to download guess what? Acronis True Image because without it I
could not even look at myself in the mirror. Even my mirrors did not show
me in my true image.

You know what, Betsy? Now I can save my bestseller on a hard disk and in
the morning I find it finished. Could you believe it? Acronis True Image
has this wonderful property. It can finish your writing while you sleep.
Is it not wonderful Not to mention that fact that I can see myself in the
mirror 10 years younger, in real, true image.

Post 3:

Mitsy, I told you that I also downloaded Acronis True Image. I don't know
why you are saying my stuttering is so bad. Acronis actually improved it
too. You know what I discovered? For an additional hundred dollars I could
turn a switch in Acronis and it not only finished my bestseller but wrote
total five new bestsellers. My hard disk was filled with bestsellers. I am
going to be rich.

Post 4

Betsy, The things are really looking up. I am writing NoStop. And you know
what, men got a wind of it too. Oh boy, I think it has this elephant
quality in it. My old man downloaded it yesterday and you could not
believe it. Last night it was much better than with Viagra

What kind of drugs are you on? Besides Viagra, I mean. Too bad you need
Viagra, but we all expect that of you. Most people avoid talking about it
but you have no shame about anything so I guess you would have no problem
discussing your little failure there.
You don't know anything about Acronis True Image, do you? Do you know about
Ghost? Or do you think it is malware also? Do you know anything about drive
imaging? Have you ever heard of drive imaging? You wouldn't have to keep
reinstalling Vista if you used Acronis True Image or Ghost. Your "secretary"
could fsck around all she wanted and you could just pop the image back on to
her pc every day or once a week and she would be good to go fsck everything
up again.
 

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