Try this recipe for Popcorn Stuffing, Tink:
Serves 4
Side Dish
1 Cup Dry Bread Crumbs
1/2 Cup Diced Celery
1/2 Cup Chopped Onion
1 tsp. Sage
1 tsp. Salt
1/2 Cup of Popcorn
1 Egg
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine ingredients and stuff turkey. Place
turkey in the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows
the oven door off, dinner's ready.