Friday Humor: AFDBs vs MIT Labs

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.....and here I was thinking that it was a large chorus of flatulence.
Heirloom, old and no, sorry, that would have been
"common scents"


Sugien said:
I thought having common sense was being grounded, hmmm, who what it that
said common sense is not common at all, or something close to that
webster72n said:
I prefer to use *common sense*, no *ground* needed.

H.


Sugien said:
I simply use a faraday cage constructed of copper wire mesh braded together
and grounded <beg>

[X-post to WinXP/WinME/Win98 General]

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

<g,d&r...vvf>

I notice that the report of the "empirical study" promises to
"conclude with a few design guidelines for constructing more
effective
helmets." However, no such design guidelines are presented. Should we
be concerned?



Only if the one you're wearing starts getting uncomfortably warm! (but
then, I usually just pour liquid nitrogen over it....)

--
Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2006, Windows)

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi
http://www.crashfixpc.com/millsrpch.htm

http://tinyurl.com/6oztj

Please read on how to post messages to NG's
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Oooo! I didn't even see that part! It makes it even worse! Anyhow, could
be Archer is too fuzzy to be in MUCH trouble-- NOT that I think it's as
bad as when one of them falls backward out a window in "Scary Movie"!
STILL, bring a ladder with you, Heirloom! You & Bear!


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| PCR, you are reading WAY too much into the "harder to get off" part,
<g>.
| Heirloom, old and should have said 'removal is
more
| difficult.'
|
|
| | >I hope you're right about what he does with that duct tape!
| >
| >
| > --
| > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > should things get worse after this,
| > PCR
| > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | <lol> I know great ain't it <g> as for the duct tape must be
quicker
| > than
| > | tweezers and perhaps not as painful <g>
| > | Joan
| > |
| > |
| > | Heirloom wrote:
| > | > Now, Joan......you know full well that this sort of thing would
not
| > be
| > | > tolerated in the XP NG's.
| > | > Heirloom, old and duct tape works,
too,
| > | > but, is harder to get off
| > | >
| > |
| > |
| >
| >
|
|
 
Speaking of Friday humor, Saturday works too, and since you mention duct
tape--for about four weeks now, I've been running my 1970 Datsun pu (daes
that provide a laugh too? -- but you haven't seen it!) regularly 100 miles a
day with a large hole in the exhaust pipe sealed with tin can held on by
duct tape. I didn't think it would work but it lasts nearly a week and a
half before I have to put on more duct tape! <Vbg>

Joe
 
You were doing this BEFORE poatt's major advancements in tinfoil helmet
design? BETTER check whether he has infringed on your patents, & report
back to us! We will deal with HIM!


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| Speaking of Friday humor, Saturday works too, and since you mention
duct
| tape--for about four weeks now, I've been running my 1970 Datsun pu
(daes
| that provide a laugh too? -- but you haven't seen it!) regularly 100
miles a
| day with a large hole in the exhaust pipe sealed with tin can held on
by
| duct tape. I didn't think it would work but it lasts nearly a week
and a
| half before I have to put on more duct tape! <Vbg>
|
| Joe
| | > Oooo! I didn't even see that part! It makes it even worse! Anyhow,
could
| > be Archer is too fuzzy to be in MUCH trouble-- NOT that I think it's
as
| > bad as when one of them falls backward out a window in "Scary
Movie"!
| > STILL, bring a ladder with you, Heirloom! You & Bear!
| >
| >
| > --
| > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > should things get worse after this,
| > PCR
| > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | PCR, you are reading WAY too much into the "harder to get off"
part,
| > <g>.
| > | Heirloom, old and should have said
'removal is
| > more
| > | difficult.'
| > |
| > |
| > | | > | >I hope you're right about what he does with that duct tape!
| > | >
| > | >
| > | > --
| > | > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > | > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > | > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > | > should things get worse after this,
| > | > PCR
| > | > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | > | > | <lol> I know great ain't it <g> as for the duct tape must be
| > quicker
| > | > than
| > | > | tweezers and perhaps not as painful <g>
| > | > | Joan
| > | > |
| > | > |
| > | > | Heirloom wrote:
| > | > | > Now, Joan......you know full well that this sort of thing
would
| > not
| > | > be
| > | > | > tolerated in the XP NG's.
| > | > | > Heirloom, old and duct tape
works,
| > too,
| > | > | > but, is harder to get off
| > | > | >
| > | > |
| > | > |
| > | >
| > | >
| > |
| > |
| >
| >
|
|
 
Oh. I must have jumped to an unwarranted conclusion, then. So sorry. I
GUESS you must be using those tweezers on Bear fur, then. And I THOUGHT
it sounded like his roar too in that other post!


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| <lol> Me fuzzy, never <g>
| Joan
|
|
| PCR wrote:
| > Oooo! I didn't even see that part! It makes it even worse! Anyhow,
| > could be Archer is too fuzzy to be in MUCH trouble-- NOT that I
think
| > it's as bad as when one of them falls backward out a window in
"Scary
| > Movie"! STILL, bring a ladder with you, Heirloom! You & Bear!
| >
| >
|
|
 
Poooo-ATT! IF you have infringed upon his PATENT, we must put you into a
red wagon-- & tie it to jt3's REAR BUMPER!


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| I have one of foil. And one made out of a, pounded out, 3lb coffee
can.
| The coffee can is better for outside use. Due to it being more dense.
Keeps
| your head dry in a rain storm. But causes alot of concern during an
| electrical storm.
| I tried a configuration of a 9volt battery and a FM frequency booster
wired
| to a foil hat. Thinking this may block more focused high strength
signals. I
| have experienced no difference except I can see better in the
dark.Which
| causes me to sleep less restful.
| Plus since I've been useing these my kids don't come by for visits
very
| much anymore.
|
| "PA Bear" wrote:
|
| > [X-post to WinXP/WinME/Win98 General]
| >
| > Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
| > http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
| >
| > On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
| > http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
| >
| > <g,d&r...vvf>
| > --
| > ~PA Bear
| >
| >
| >
 
Sorry about that--the last time the truck got totalled (it has been 3 times
in terms of insurance co., more if you count uninsured as this particular
incident was) some guy well on his way hit it while it was parked in front
of our house at 12:30 at night--no insurance, no license, he does this
regularly apparently--and sheared off the pair of 12 mm bolts holding the
rear bumper on the frame, putting a 4 inch twist in the diamond plate
bumper.

I haven't got it straightened yet, so you can't tie anything to it, as it's
not on.

Sorry about that!

Besides, I wouldn't patent it--in the spirit of RedGreen--use it in health,
both good and poor!
Joe
 
Well, I can't find poatt, anyhow.


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| Sorry about that--the last time the truck got totalled (it has been 3
times
| in terms of insurance co., more if you count uninsured as this
particular
| incident was) some guy well on his way hit it while it was parked in
front
| of our house at 12:30 at night--no insurance, no license, he does this
| regularly apparently--and sheared off the pair of 12 mm bolts holding
the
| rear bumper on the frame, putting a 4 inch twist in the diamond plate
| bumper.
|
| I haven't got it straightened yet, so you can't tie anything to it, as
it's
| not on.
|
| Sorry about that!
|
| Besides, I wouldn't patent it--in the spirit of RedGreen--use it in
health,
| both good and poor!
| Joe
| | > Poooo-ATT! IF you have infringed upon his PATENT, we must put you
into a
| > red wagon-- & tie it to jt3's REAR BUMPER!
| >
| >
| > --
| > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > should things get worse after this,
| > PCR
| > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | I have one of foil. And one made out of a, pounded out, 3lb coffee
| > can.
| > | The coffee can is better for outside use. Due to it being more
dense.
| > Keeps
| > | your head dry in a rain storm. But causes alot of concern during
an
| > | electrical storm.
| > | I tried a configuration of a 9volt battery and a FM frequency
booster
| > wired
| > | to a foil hat. Thinking this may block more focused high strength
| > signals. I
| > | have experienced no difference except I can see better in the
| > dark.Which
| > | causes me to sleep less restful.
| > | Plus since I've been useing these my kids don't come by for
visits
| > very
| > | much anymore.
| > |
| > | "PA Bear" wrote:
| > |
| > | > [X-post to WinXP/WinME/Win98 General]
| > | >
| > | > Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
| > | > http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
| > | >
| > | > On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical
Study
| > | > http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
| > | >
| > | > <g,d&r...vvf>
| > | > --
| > | > ~PA Bear
| > | >
| > | >
| > | >
| >
| >
|
|
 
I don't think there is any infringement. I believe the tin can falls under
public domain. Plus the two versions in question are used for two totally
different applications. I've got a hat...he's got a patch...with duct tape. I
don't use duct tape.
Did you know in some states you have to be 18yo to buy duct tape?
Something to do with smoking it or licking the glue to make you high. When I
heard this I came to the conclusion...Today's teens have way too much idle
time on their hands.

PCR said:
Well, I can't find poatt, anyhow.


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| Sorry about that--the last time the truck got totalled (it has been 3
times
| in terms of insurance co., more if you count uninsured as this
particular
| incident was) some guy well on his way hit it while it was parked in
front
| of our house at 12:30 at night--no insurance, no license, he does this
| regularly apparently--and sheared off the pair of 12 mm bolts holding
the
| rear bumper on the frame, putting a 4 inch twist in the diamond plate
| bumper.
|
| I haven't got it straightened yet, so you can't tie anything to it, as
it's
| not on.
|
| Sorry about that!
|
| Besides, I wouldn't patent it--in the spirit of RedGreen--use it in
health,
| both good and poor!
| Joe
| | > Poooo-ATT! IF you have infringed upon his PATENT, we must put you
into a
| > red wagon-- & tie it to jt3's REAR BUMPER!
| >
| >
| > --
| > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > should things get worse after this,
| > PCR
| > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | I have one of foil. And one made out of a, pounded out, 3lb coffee
| > can.
| > | The coffee can is better for outside use. Due to it being more
dense.
| > Keeps
| > | your head dry in a rain storm. But causes alot of concern during
an
| > | electrical storm.
| > | I tried a configuration of a 9volt battery and a FM frequency
booster
| > wired
| > | to a foil hat. Thinking this may block more focused high strength
| > signals. I
| > | have experienced no difference except I can see better in the
| > dark.Which
| > | causes me to sleep less restful.
| > | Plus since I've been useing these my kids don't come by for
visits
| > very
| > | much anymore.
| > |
| > | "PA Bear" wrote:
| > |
| > | > [X-post to WinXP/WinME/Win98 General]
| > | >
| > | > Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
| > | > http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
| > | >
| > | > On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical
Study
| > | > http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
| > | >
| > | > <g,d&r...vvf>
| > | > --
| > | > ~PA Bear
| > | >
| > | >
| > | >
| >
| >
|
|
Click to expand...
 
Still my lawyers are looking for a red wagon. But don't worry! I'll tell
them shortly there is no bumper on that car & to use string instead of
duct tape. Looks like Bear is starting his evictions!


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
|
| I don't think there is any infringement. I believe the tin can falls
under
| public domain. Plus the two versions in question are used for two
totally
| different applications. I've got a hat...he's got a patch...with duct
tape. I
| don't use duct tape.
| Did you know in some states you have to be 18yo to buy duct tape?
| Something to do with smoking it or licking the glue to make you high.
When I
| heard this I came to the conclusion...Today's teens have way too much
idle
| time on their hands.
|
| "PCR" wrote:
|
| > Well, I can't find poatt, anyhow.
| >
| >
| > --
| > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > should things get worse after this,
| > PCR
| > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | Sorry about that--the last time the truck got totalled (it has
been 3
| > times
| > | in terms of insurance co., more if you count uninsured as this
| > particular
| > | incident was) some guy well on his way hit it while it was parked
in
| > front
| > | of our house at 12:30 at night--no insurance, no license, he does
this
| > | regularly apparently--and sheared off the pair of 12 mm bolts
holding
| > the
| > | rear bumper on the frame, putting a 4 inch twist in the diamond
plate
| > | bumper.
| > |
| > | I haven't got it straightened yet, so you can't tie anything to
it, as
| > it's
| > | not on.
| > |
| > | Sorry about that!
| > |
| > | Besides, I wouldn't patent it--in the spirit of RedGreen--use it
in
| > health,
| > | both good and poor!
| > | Joe
| > | | > | > Poooo-ATT! IF you have infringed upon his PATENT, we must put
you
| > into a
| > | > red wagon-- & tie it to jt3's REAR BUMPER!
| > | >
| > | >
| > | > --
| > | > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > | > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > | > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > | > should things get worse after this,
| > | > PCR
| > | > (e-mail address removed)
| > | > | > | > | I have one of foil. And one made out of a, pounded out, 3lb
coffee
| > | > can.
| > | > | The coffee can is better for outside use. Due to it being
more
| > dense.
| > | > Keeps
| > | > | your head dry in a rain storm. But causes alot of concern
during
| > an
| > | > | electrical storm.
| > | > | I tried a configuration of a 9volt battery and a FM frequency
| > booster
| > | > wired
| > | > | to a foil hat. Thinking this may block more focused high
strength
| > | > signals. I
| > | > | have experienced no difference except I can see better in the
| > | > dark.Which
| > | > | causes me to sleep less restful.
| > | > | Plus since I've been useing these my kids don't come by for
| > visits
| > | > very
| > | > | much anymore.
| > | > |
| > | > | "PA Bear" wrote:
| > | > |
| > | > | > [X-post to WinXP/WinME/Win98 General]
| > | > | >
| > | > | > Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
| > | > | > http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
| > | > | >
| > | > | > On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical
| > Study
| > | > | > http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
| > | > | >
| > | > | > <g,d&r...vvf>
| > | > | > --
| > | > | > ~PA Bear
| > | > | >
| > | > | >
| > | > | >
| > | >
| > | >
| > |
| > |
| >
| >
| >
 
Did you know in some states you have to be 18yo to buy duct tape?
Something to do with smoking it or licking the glue to make you high. When I
heard this I came to the conclusion...Today's teens have way too much idle
time on their hands.
Click to expand...

Over here we have problems with aboriginal youth who like to sniff
petrol. The "solution" is for taxpayers to subsidise a supply of
expensive "odourless" aviation gasoline to remote black communities.

<shrug>

-- Franc Zabkar

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