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All,

I'm a guru in Excel (self-professed) I can answer any questions you may
have. I know how to run macros. In addition, I know the difference between
an Integer and Long. Moreover, people think I am smart and cool. If you
require my services, make it obvious. in the Subject line, put something
noticeable. ATTN: MR EXCEL GURU
Yeah, that should do it...i'll be sure to notice it. it will be fun
rendering advice to newbies. hopefully we can have a few laughs while doing
it.
 
Why must the questions be addressed to you?

Start showing off your "stuff" by answering any of the questions that you
see posted within these groups.

Since you can answer *any* question, I'd like to see your name on more posts
then Frank Kabel's.

Think you can take up on the challenge?
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Regards,

RD
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All,

I'm a guru in Excel (self-professed) I can answer any questions you may
have. I know how to run macros. In addition, I know the difference between
an Integer and Long. Moreover, people think I am smart and cool. If you
require my services, make it obvious. in the Subject line, put something
noticeable. ATTN: MR EXCEL GURU
Yeah, that should do it...i'll be sure to notice it. it will be fun
rendering advice to newbies. hopefully we can have a few laughs while doing
it.
 
How does one become an "Excel Guru"?

From what I've seen of the instructors at Excel classes they're a joke
I would love to know how to do advanced formulas. Do I need to tak
college level courses? Where are all these formulas taught
 
Hi 1fishy!

Here's a bit of a summary collation of Excel resources posted originally in
response to a question on how to become an Excel Expert.

Perhaps the very best resource is yourself! Few experts have gained their
in-depth knowledge other than by banging their heads on the keyboard trying
to work out solutions to problems. It's sometimes frustrating but even blind
alleys teach you things and successes are very rewarding. Don’t get too
concerned though. The current hard stuff becomes easier as you progress.

I use a program called NetCaptor that allows multi-tabbed copies of Explorer
and I have "Captor groups" set up in three blocks as follows:

Prime Sites
Secondary Sites
Microsoft Sites

PRIME

Chip Pearson:
http://www.cpearson.com/excel/topic.htm
Ranked number one equal because his index is so crystal clear and content so
broad

Dave McRitchie
http://www.mvps.org/dmcritchie/excel/xlindex.htm
Ranked number one for breadth of content but the index is necessarily more
difficult.

John Walkenbach
http://j-walk.com/ss/excel/index.htm
Lots of useful Add-ins and downloadable examples from one of the most
popular writers of Excel texts.

Then there's a special link that is worth going to immediately:

SPECIAL

Ron de Bruin
www.rondebruin.nl/Google.htm
Ron has an Add-In that you can download free of charge. It installs a Google
search tool under your Help menu in Excel. If you don't Google search Excel
problems now, you will soon do so when you get the hang of it.

SECONDARY

I've left out many real gems on the web. I plead guilty and ask for the need
for selectivity to be taken into account. Plus, even with NetCaptor it does
take time to download all the front pages. But just briefly and all with
different strengths in different areas:

http://www.bmsltd.co.uk/Excel/Default.htm
http://contextures.com/tiptech.html
http://www.erlandsendata.no/english/index.htm
http://www.mvps.org/vb/
http://www.decisionmodels.com/calcsecretsj.htm
http://www.vbapro.com/
http://www.rb-ad.dircon.co.uk/rob/excelvba/tips/index.htm
http://www.pcmag.com/category2/0,4148,29,00.asp
http://www.tushar-mehta.com/
http://www.geocities.com/jonpeltier/Excel/Charts/index.html

http://www.mcgimpsey.com/excel/index



MICROSOFT

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=fh;en-us;kbinfo
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/search.asp?
http://www.microsoft.com/
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=/support/Excel/Content/CoolTips/cool.asp#E10E28


NEWSGROUPS

But don't forget the newsgroups. It's the number one learning tool on the
internet. Post a question and it usually doesn't take more than an hour to
get a reply or three. Posters are all volunteers who give their expertise
freely and cheerfully. It's not total altruism at work because they know
that it is also by far the best way to extend their skills, keep them at
their finger-tips and solve the particular problems they have (or might not
realize they have!) Most often you'll get a solution and / or a reference to
the place to go that covers the problem definitely (well.....) or in depth.

You can also gain very valuable expertise by "lurking" and seeing what
replies are to various questions that interest you and even more so by
attempting answers yourself even if at first you don't send but see if you
are right. But don't worry about making bloopers as we all do that and I've
not yet known anyone treated other than with respect when they are trying to
help or are being helped.

The top three newsgroups in terms of usage are:

microsoft.public.excel.misc
microsoft.public.excel.programming
microsoft.public.excel.worksheet.functions

Post only to one group and select the one you think most likely to be the
right one for your query. If in doubt use misc but not to worry because
you'll probably get an answer on whatever group you go for. But don't attach
files as this is very much frowned on because of download times and costs if
it became too prevalent and because of fear of viruses etc. Generally the
very act of describing your problem triggers the solution before you finish
asking the questions (and sometimes triggers it just as you click "send"
<vbg>)

Make sure that you connect through:

msnews.microsoft.com

It's faster and quicker to update. Also make sure you read Chip Pearson's
and Dave McRitchie's Hints for new posters. They provide a wealth of useful
information on getting the most out of newsgroups.

BOOKS

But there's still no substitute for some good hard copy text for structured
and comprehensive coverage of the area. Here, you might do some preliminary
research on what's available at:

http://www.amazon.com

Don't forget to use their search tool. Most texts are available through them
at a discount and it's well worth reading the Author reviews and the reviews
posted by readers. Don't just go for star rating or even Amazon sales
ranking but if it sounds good, rates good and ranks good (established texts
only) it's probably worth having a good look at it. Amazon are quite cheap
and pretty fast; that can be quite important when the good bookshops are
hard to find and / or carry limited stock and / or (like Australia) if it
takes at least 6 months before the new title is floated across the ocean on
a raft.

John Walkenbach is regarded as one of the leading writers on Excel and many
swear by (and occasionally at) his "trilogy" Excel 2002 Bible, Excel 2002
Power Programming with VBA and Excel 2002 Formulas. Don't worry about your
Excel Version number as the earlier Version differences are clearly
signposted. But there are other extremely good texts that are worth browsing
before buying as it is a matter of taste. For a downloadable recent list of
the range of current material available go to:

Debra Dalgleish
http://contextures.com/tiptech.html
Debra maintains the current list of published texts with classification,
titles, prices and ISBNs.

FINALLY

Don't forget the online Help that comes with Excel. Too many people deride
it as being written for geeks by geeks. It does have it's moments but
generally it is getting better and better with each succeeding version.

That should keep you busy for a while. But remember that one of the main
joys of Excel is that it is so broad and so deep that you will never know it
all. Also it has so many applications to different disciplines and
sub-disciplines that you will never stop finding hidden depths and
applications.




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Regards
Norman Harker MVP (Excel)
Sydney, Australia
(e-mail address removed)
Excel and Word Function Lists (Classifications, Syntax and Arguments)
available free to good homes.
 
Good day,

Thanks for offering your help. It's very nice of you.
If you could have a look at my post under

Subject:Formula: Search for Dates and Sum va.
From:"Maxime"
Date:Apr 5 2004 6:57PM

It would be very much appreciated.

Thanks in advance

Maxime
 
Hi Maxime!

Trust me! This is a "Troll". A newsgroup term for something that is perhaps
better termed a parasite.

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Regards
Norman Harker MVP (Excel)
Sydney, Australia
(e-mail address removed)
Excel and Word Function Lists (Classifications, Syntax and Arguments)
available free to good homes.
 
I have to say thank you to Norman Harker for his more than useful an
helpful essay and advice.

I'm pretty new to Excel (it probably shows) but since I visited thes
boards a few months ago my knowledge and confidence have grow
immeasurably. Like learning to swim in a pool with lots of people wh
can and very few sharks.

I use Help a lot; and the function wizard. Most of all, I use othe
people's thinking and code to spark off my own.

Al
 
www.gurucertificates.com



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John
johnf 202 at hotmail dot com


| How does one become an "Excel Guru"?
|
| From what I've seen of the instructors at Excel classes they're a joke.
| I would love to know how to do advanced formulas. Do I need to take
| college level courses? Where are all these formulas taught?
|
|
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| Message posted
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Hi Alf!

Thanks. I wrote that piece some time ago. I later found out it was
translated into French; I almost sent a copy to my old school with a
copy of my GCE O level grade 9 <vbg>

"Swimming in a pool" analogy is quite good; there's lots of lifeguards
available to help you out.

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Regards
Norman Harker MVP (Excel)
Sydney, Australia
(e-mail address removed)
Excel and Word Function Lists (Classifications, Syntax and Arguments)
available free to good homes.
 
All,

I'm a guru in Excel (self-professed) I can answer any questions you may
have. I know how to run macros. In addition, I know the difference between
an Integer and Long. Moreover, people think I am smart and cool. If you
require my services, make it obvious. in the Subject line, put something
noticeable. ATTN: MR EXCEL GURU
Yeah, that should do it...i'll be sure to notice it. it will be fun
rendering advice to newbies. hopefully we can have a few laughs while doing
it.

We're already laughing.
 
Thanks a bunch
I had a hunch, bout the shadow under the bridge.

He's out to lunch
Norm gave him a crunch, I'm heading over the ridge!

Thanks to everyone for all your help
 

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