Eau Du Whopper Burgers

[Anon_F]

Fragrances are a popular gift choice at Christmas - but the latest edition to the market could leave you mouth-watering.

Fast food chain Burger King has released a body spray for men, called Flame.
The company has done its best to bottle the Whopper, claiming the fragrance "captures the essence of that (burger) love and gives it to you. "Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

A spokeswoman for the company's UK operations said the scent was not a gag - there was even a website, firemeetsdesire.com. The tasty treat will not be available on this side of the pond, but it can be bought online for $3.99 (£2.58). While there was no word on what vegetarians think about the fragrance, several customers could not be happier with their purchase.

Amanda Creek, from Virginia Beach in the US, wrote in a review of the product: "I received Flame in the mail two days ago. Yesterday I wore it to work for the first time. "As a tattoo artist, our tip amounts vary greatly, but yesterday not one tip was less than $50! I know it had everything to do with wearing Flame - THANK YOU! "

 

[nivrip]

Don't think I would like to smell like a burger.

$50 tips? Where do I go to learn tattooing?

 

[Ian]

What a quote! "Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat"!?!!

I wonder if it comes in Hog Roast and Bacon Sarnie smells too?

 

[Madxgraphics]

I just dropped a rank kebab down my front, wonder if that will have the same effect....?

 

[Taffycat]

Hmmm... with fingers resembling sausages and smelling of "essence of rank kebab" I'd be keeping a look out for peckish pooches, if I were you Madx

 

[Madxgraphics]

Hmmm... with fingers resembling sausages and smelling of "essence of rank kebab" I'd be keeping a look out for peckish pooches, if I were you Madx

Renton our German Shepard has been checking me out since I came though the front door with said rank kebab..He got what I dropped on the floor, Had to run to the kitchen and close the door to finish the rest..Its like he knows I am defenceless with one hand..He has that evil look in his eyes where i'm not sure if he's going to attack or not..

 

[Taffycat]

Ooh-er... think I can picture the scene...

 

[Madxgraphics]

Ooh-er... think I can picture the scene...

Very close, but Renton has a much longer tongue and his one ear is always flopping down Jack Russel style..

 

[historian]

Never mind hungry pooches what about hungry humans,those with fang like teeth and blood red lips.ooer!
historian