Dangers of occular diabetes fom Vista

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Andromedan

Vista is so full of totally unnecessary eye-candy and fat that any user is
in grave danger of developing ocular diabetes.

One can see that the tendency to enlarge portions in Burger King and
MacDonald's products has been adopted in full by Microsoft too.

Using MacDonald's or Burger King makes a fat ass.

Using Vista would make one a fat ass too.

Microsoft takes the cake for coming up with this bloated OS. Might very well
be its Titanic.

:)

Live long and prosper. Damn the Vulcans for stealing our line.

Andromedan
 
Y

Yoshi

I was thinking along the same lines but so is Apple's new OS X Leopard
(really just a copy of Unix with some paint on top). Just eye candy with
some new features that should have been there in the first place.
 
D

Donald L McDaniel

Vista is so full of totally unnecessary eye-candy and fat that any user is
in grave danger of developing ocular diabetes.

One can see that the tendency to enlarge portions in Burger King and
MacDonald's products has been adopted in full by Microsoft too.

Using MacDonald's or Burger King makes a fat ass.

Using Vista would make one a fat ass too.

Microsoft takes the cake for coming up with this bloated OS. Might very well
be its Titanic.

:)

Live long and prosper. Damn the Vulcans for stealing our line.

Andromedan

WTF is "occular (sic) diabetes"? I have "diabetes mellitus". My
second wife has "diabetes mellitus". My mother had "diabetes
mellitus", and eventually died of complications of "diabetes
mellitus". But I've never heard of "occular (sic) diabetes".

I do know that "diabetes mellitus" eventually affects the eyes of
those suffering from it (by causing the small capillaries in the
retina to burst), but it certainly is not a "disease" called "occular
(sic) diabetes".

In fact, the "ocular" (correct spelling) effects of "diabetes
mellitus" are caused by blood sugar which is too high over a long
period of time, not by viewing a computer screen.

By the way, McDonald's or Burger King products do not cause a "fat
ass" in me. Wonder why it causes it in you? Perhaps because you eat
TOO MANY of them, and don't exercise? I'm sure that eating too much
of any food will cause a "fat ass" in almost anyone.

Using any particular OS can never do that, since it never enters your
blood stream.

Making stupid remarks in addition to eating too much food will ALWAYS
cause one to become a "fat ass", as well as gain a "fat ass".

But it will NEVER cause "occular (sic) diabetes", which is a
non-existent disease.

Donald L McDaniel
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Jud Hendrix

I was thinking along the same lines but so is Apple's new OS X Leopard
(really just a copy of Unix with some paint on top). Just eye candy with
some new features that should have been there in the first place.

Ahhh, I still remember the joy of having RISC-OS running in two 1MB ROM's.
Not much has changed in the looks with the new OS'es, but the burden on the
system is tremendous. No need to get the latest of the latest though if the
old thing still does it's job ;-)

jud
 
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Tom Lake

Vista is so full of totally unnecessary eye-candy and fat that any user is
WTF is "occular (sic) diabetes"? I have "diabetes mellitus". My
second wife has "diabetes mellitus". My mother had "diabetes
mellitus", and eventually died of complications of "diabetes
mellitus". But I've never heard of "occular (sic) diabetes".

You're kidding, right? Just in case you're not, here's the definition:
Ocular Diabetes is a play on words. Having many visual features
is called eye candy. Too much eye candy gives your eyes Ocular
Diabetes the same way as too much real candy can give you
Type 2 Diabetes. It's a common phrase in the computer world.
As for joking about a serious disease, why not? My eight
great-grandparents, four grandparents, mother and father all
died before age thirty four. I'm now fifty one. I joke about
death just to spit in its eye (which I hope to give Ocular Diabetes!)

Tom Lake
 
B

Bob

You are just some kind of nut right?
What's wrong with making it look good.
Hardware is so inexpensive that I just can't understand what your problem
is.
If you don't like it stick to DOS or even something more privitive like the
31 flavors of Linux.
 
G

Guest

I agree with Bob. Call it too much eye candy if you want. There is no reason
an operating system can't be as visually appealing as it is functional. I
mean, heck, I am amazed every day when I sit in front of my computer, with
the new look. So much so that I bought myself a new, up to date computer,
with a 19" wide screen for it. (At first, I was running an notebook from 3
years ago).
the new system looks sweet, and though others may disagree, as far as I can
see, runs better than XP.
But hey, if it is "too pretty" for you, I can e-mail you DOS. It may just be
ugly enough to fit your tastes. :)

Hope this helps..
 
N

Nut Cracker

One can see that the tendency to enlarge portions in Burger King and
MacDonald's products has been adopted in full by Microsoft too.

MICK ....

McDonalds

what? are you new?
 
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progressive realization

I applaud microsoft for doing such a bad OS.

My clients will increase 10 fold pleading for help.

Multiple core computers will become dirt cheap...

in general it will boost the IT economy.... because its such a bad product!
Hurray! Lets hope the next OS will be even worse!




Lang Murphy said:
Geez... not ANOTHER self-aggrandizing malcontent... who'd a thunk it?

Lang
 
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Guest

I agree 100% with you and Bob.

I have never been able to grasp the concept of continually using something
that is completely voluntary then moaning and groaning about using it. If I
do not like McDonald's why would I keep purchasing their product so I could
complain about it. This seems to be a little kinky to me - in the realm of
S/M. Or like the guy that was asked "Why do you keep hitting yourself in the
head with a hammer?" to which he responded "Because it feels so good when I
stop". It would seem more productive to watch the grass grow than to use
something that is completely voluntary in order to complain about it.
Somewhere I heard the expression "Get a life". I wonder if that would be
applicable or not in this situation.

If I did not like Vista, I would simply un-install it (I would think I would
know how to do this since I had installed it) and re-install whatever suited
my tastes.
 
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mayor

I think I heard something similar with every new iteration of Windows.

--
Leo
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Al Gore.






progressive realization said:
I applaud microsoft for doing such a bad OS.

My clients will increase 10 fold pleading for help.

Multiple core computers will become dirt cheap...

in general it will boost the IT economy.... because its such a bad
product! Hurray! Lets hope the next OS will be even worse!
 
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Donald L McDaniel

You're kidding, right? Just in case you're not, here's the definition:
Ocular Diabetes is a play on words.

How is your redefinition of diabetes mellitus a "play on words?" What
"play" are you making?

Now, "eye candy" is a play on words,but "occular diabetes" is not
playiing with anything. It is actaully a redefinition of diabetes
mellitus.

In the first place, diabetes mellitus is not caused by "eating too
much candy". That is a fairy tale used to scare children into not
eating a lot of candy.

The modern theory is that diabetes mellitus is caused by a virus,not
by eating too much candy.
Having many visual features
is called eye candy. Too much eye candy gives your eyes Ocular
Diabetes the same way as too much real candy can give you
Type 2 Diabetes.

Again, eating too much candy is not a cause of ANY type of diabetes.
It's a common phrase in the computer world.

As to whether "eye candy" or "occular diabetes" are common phrases
anywhere is in your own imagination. "Eye Candy" is NEVER used by
people who LIKE extra visual effects in their OS, it is used ONLY by
people who hate Microsoft. And I had never read the phrase "Occular
diabetes" in my entire life, until I read the OP's post.
As for joking about a serious disease, why not?

The effects diabetes mellitus can have on one who suffers from the
disease may seem funny to you, sir, but I assure you, they are not
funny to a man or woman who has gone blind as a result of blood sugar
out of control.
My eight
great-grandparents, four grandparents, mother and father all
died before age thirty four. I'm now fifty one. I joke about
death just to spit in its eye (which I hope to give Ocular Diabetes!)

Spit in the eye of Death when you meet him, and you will show the
world something substantial.

Your jokes are not received well by those with diabetes mellitus.
 
H

Homer J. Simpson

Vista is so full of totally unnecessary eye-candy and fat that any user is
in grave danger of developing ocular diabetes.

Still haven't found Windows Classic, have ya?
 
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Guest

Are you on drugs?

Let me tell ya something. Now I know there have been a lot of people having
issues with Vista, but guess what? IT ISN'T READY YET! It still has bugs, it
may not be called "Beta" anymore, but it is still a beta program. it is
hardly ready to go to the big burn, it isn't golden yet. It still has some
bugs to work out. My guess is that if it "increaded your business" at all, it
will mostly be because of new users not being completely sure how everything
runs. I am sure less will be for the computer running. But I am sure that
since you are so happy, imagining a bad product release, I am sure you will
still be able to milk, nickel and dime users with false "issies" to make your
"hard earned" dollars.

Just a thought.


progressive realization said:
I applaud microsoft for doing such a bad OS.

My clients will increase 10 fold pleading for help.

Multiple core computers will become dirt cheap...

in general it will boost the IT economy.... because its such a bad product!
Hurray! Lets hope the next OS will be even worse!
 
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t.cruise

Not so for ALL versions of Windows:

Windows for Workgroups 3.5 was a welcome advance from the DOS interface.

Windows 95, with all of its flaws, made connecting to the Internet almost transparent,
compared with the line by line text in the Windows for Workgroups 3.5 Winsock, and made
the Internet mainstream.

Windows 98 was released too soon. There were bugs and blue screens galore until MS
released the CD with major fixes.

Windows Millennium was analogous to the old Atari PAC MAN, where thousands of copies were
buried in the desert by the manufacturer. It should never have been released. It was a
half-breed of Windows 98 and the forthcoming Windows XP. It made my clients miserable,
and my bank account soar from all of the tech calls. I guess that MS figured that there
were enough people who would upgrade to the latest version of Windows, and wanted the
anticipated revenue from Windows Millennium upgrades until Windows XP was released. Alas,
Windows Millennium was so bad that retail sales tanked quickly after the VERY negative
word of mouth spread. Most Windows Millennium systems that I have worked on had OEM
versions that came bundled on new systems.

Windows XP was released before it should have been because Windows Millennium did not
generate the anticipated retail sales revenue. Ergo, the first version of Windows XP had
its share of problems. But, after SP1 and later updates, Windows XP became the best, and
most dependable OS for mainstream end users.

As for Windows Vista: I agree with the fellow who got unmercifully flamed when he wrote
that Windows Vista was an eye candy system resource hog. For a soon to be released OS, it
does not seem to be nearly ready, nor is it as user friendly as Windows XP. For the
flamer who responded that upgrading hardware is inexpensive, and that eye candy is not a
negative thing: I predict the average end user when faced with peripherals that are
orphaned, and probably needing to add RAM, add a larger hard drive, and upgrading the
display adapter to get the full benefits of the eye candy (then add the cost of the
Windows Vista upgrade itself) will wait until their old system needs to be replaced with a
new system which will have Windows Vista preloaded. I do not believe that MS will see
much revenue from retail sales of the operating system during the first year of its
release. Keep in mind that many people who subscribe to this group are more tech oriented
than most end users. Windows Vista is definitely not ready for its announced release
date. If I am wrong in my assessment, my bank account will again soar from all of the
tech calls.

T.C.


mayor said:
I think I heard something similar with every new iteration of Windows.

--
Leo
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Al Gore.
 
B

Barry Watzman

I totally disagree with your assertions that Windows 98 and XP were
released too soon.

There's an old expression in computer development: At some point, you
have to shoot the engineers and ship the product.

If we waited for a product to be perfect, no product would ever ship.

But Windows 98 and Windows XP were, for their time, very, very good
products, even in absolute terms as released.
 
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