Daffy Duck

[TriplexDread]

Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk & asks for a condom. They ask "Shall we put it on your bill" she says "are u thupid I'll thuffocate!"

 

[floppybootstomp]

I think I first heard that on a school field trip to Swanage in 1967.

The surprising thing about this was that it was our Geography Teacher, Miss Heathcote, who told the joke, admittedly under the influence of two halves of local cider and several G & T's. Those sixties teachers didn't have to worry too much about disciplinary committees.

Funny how we all remember our teachers eh?

 

[TriplexDread]

I had to edit that version a little