I have invited 28 people for an evening on Dartford Common for a grouse shoot. Some of those invited have pointed out to me it might be jolly difficult to shoot game birds in darkness so I then have to let them know not to be silly billies cos it's actually what you might call a rave with a nice sound system and copious amounts of alcohol and drugs available. And we won't be bothered by plod cos they think it's a grouse shoot. Clever eh?
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