Boats for rent ... good rates

[muckshifter]

I have a few boats for rent for the next few days ... enquiries from London & the South East only please.

Also ... I have some lads here, on Southport beach in shorts & sun hats, filling hundreds of sandbags ... we will be transporting them on this bright & sunny evening to a depot near you soon. All enquiries to the usual email address.

I only have a few hydro pumps left in stock ... first come first served ... don't get caught out, order yours now.

At least the rain should refill the reservoirs, shouldn't it ?


PS. anyone got an air-conditioner unit they want to trade ...

 

[Anon_F]

PS. anyone got an air-conditioner unit they want to trade ...

Whats the exchange rate?

 

[nivrip]

Also ... I have some lads here, on Southport beach in shorts & sun hats, filling hundreds of sandbags ...

Sorry mucks but some bright young lady has invented a new type of sandbag which does not require sand at all (can't be a sandbag then, can it?)
It absorbs huge amounts of water so it looks as though you may be out of business!!!!! LOL

 

[crazylegs]

Well no rain here so far...probably won't get any now....you lot will probably get it now...