Attention Rod Speed: Your head is firmly implanted in your (well-used) rectum. Please seek medical a

[John Turco]

Your fantasies are alarming in the extreme. You're a sick, sick puppy in
need of urgent help. You're going to need the best care possible and I wish
you a Speed y recovery. I hope you have deep pockets.

Puppies are such cute critters.

 

[John Turco]

Perhaps you could oblige by providing evidence to support that claim. Then
again, perhaps you could not. I know which of those my money is on. Oh,
and come on, "maybe, it rank"? Haven't you learned *anything* from this
exchange.

Merely a (rather rare) proofreading oversight on my part.

Perhaps you're just not up to it. I may have to give up on you as a lost
cause. Please do try a bit harder. Read what you write before you publish
it otherwise you're going to continue to come across as a complete chump.

Better a chump, than a chav.

On a more pleasant note, I hope you had a Merry Christmas and will have a
Happy New Year.