Assign Type at Runtime

[aaron.kempf]

and if you want to talk about MEMORY HOG; I've got a 2.4ghz machine
with 2gb ram.. and I do not run anything else.

WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?
WHY DOES VISUAL STUDIO TAKE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH?

 

[aaron.kempf]

BECAUSE YOU BITCHES SNORT OFF OF THE _BLOATWARE_ TRAIN
BECAUSE YOU BITCHES SNORT OFF OF THE _BLOATWARE_ TRAIN
BECAUSE YOU BITCHES SNORT OFF OF THE _BLOATWARE_ TRAIN
BECAUSE YOU BITCHES SNORT OFF OF THE _BLOATWARE_ TRAIN



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[Tom Shelton]

Window XP ships with .NET 1.0 right? Does it?

No. It doesn't ship with the framework. It was available via windows
update, and some oem's choose to install it.

 

[aaron.kempf]

and is it even CALLED the windows directory under Windows 2000?

thanks

-Aaron

 

[Tom Shelton]

and is it even CALLED the windows directory under Windows 2000?

thanks

-Aaron

No. It's WinNT under 2K.

 

[Bruce W. Darby]

Unless you upgrade to Win2k from Windows 95, 98, ME. It will then retain the
Windows directory for backward compatability. Of course, you already knew
this, right Aaron????

Bruce

 

[RobinS]

I am well and truly impressed. You take over the title of "He who got Aaron
to post the most responses". Six. Wow. The most I've ever accomplished is
three. That must mean you irritated him twice as much as I did. Neat.

The problem, of course, is that you are right. It always irritates
narcissistic, delusional, insecure people when they're wrong and you're
right. Not that I'm saying anybody around here is like that. But if they
were, I bet you'd irritate them enough for them to respond to you like, I
don't know, 6 times.

Robin S.
(King of Russia)
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[Tom Shelton]

Unless you upgrade to Win2k from Windows 95, 98, ME. It will then retain the
Windows directory for backward compatability. Of course, you already knew
this, right Aaron????

Bruce

I didn't know that... I have never done a 2K upgrade, always
installed it clean.

 

[Bruce W. Darby]

*BLUSH* GARSH!!! Gulp.... I'd like to thank my publisher.... and, of
course, my wife and my horse and all the lowly person who has given my this
honor..... uhhhh... does it come with a vacation package? hehehehe

Bruce

 

[Bruce W. Darby]

It's a little mechanism that MS put in to prevent themselves from breaking
their own OS actually, but yeah, it's true. I've always done a clean install
myself, but when I actually worked for MS, we had to test this for our own
applications.

Bruce

 

[aaron.kempf]

I haven't used 9x for almost a decade..
Yes; of course I knew that; I've done it before

but it doesn't change the point of the matter-- that you dipshits
STILL can't tell me a simple single way to determine what version of
the framework is on machine X.

for example, Server 2003 ships with 1.1 right? Does 1.1 show up under
add/remove programs?

when these mother ****ers stop GUESSING when it comes to strategy is
when I stop bitching about this DOTNET crap.

All I know is that they try to convince us that performance is the
best reason to migrate-- and it's not a benefit because 2002,2003 ,
2005 are _DOTNOT_ faster than vb6.

it's like trying to sell a freezer to eskimos

they sell us something that we DO NOT NEED, WE DID NOT ASK FOR IT.
and it doesn't run in 1/4 of the places that VB6 / VBS / VBA ran.

VB6 = VBS = VBA

VB 2002, 2003, 2005 = NOT PRACTICAL


again, you ****ing dipshits tell me a single standard way to determine
'which version of the framework is on machine X' and I will STFU for a
_WEEK_

-Aaron

 

[aaron.kempf]

are you guys really not pissed off about the introduction of C#?

it's like.. VolksWagen selling Beetles with 2 missing wheels-- because
they 'had to invent a new vanagon'

ITS LIKE **** YOU GIVE ME MY PROGRAM BACK AND GIVE IT FOUR WHEELS

DOTNET IS DOTNOT PRACTICAL TO DEPLOY, DEVELOP OR DESIGN.
AND DOTNET IS DOTNOT FASTER THAN VB6.

-Aaron

 

[RobinS]

Yes, it does! Your vacation begins right now! Oh, wait, you missed it, it's
over already. Isn't that the way it always feels?

Robin S.
Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
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[punjab_tom]

i agree

is there a simple, standard way to determine 'which version of the
framework is on this machine'

it doesn't always show up under add/remove programs

and it's not always in the windows directory

anyone?

-Tom

 

[Bruce W. Darby]

*sigh* Just my luck. And here I was hoping I could take that trip up to
Seattle to see Aaron/punjab_tom handcuff himself to the 205...

 

[RobinS]

LOL. Don't forget his other aliases, susiedba and dbahooker. Do you think
those aliases say something about him? Do you think he moonlights as a
hooker named Susie?

Robin S.
-------------------

 

[aaron.kempf]

why don't you whiny ass bitches STFU and answer my question.

HOW DO I DETERMINE THE VERSION OF THE FRAMEWORK ON MACHINE X?

STFU IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME AN ANSWER, BECAUSE ALL THE ANSWERS I HAVE
HEARD SO FAR _DO_NOT_WORK_

-Aaron

 

[Tom Shelton]

why don't you whiny ass bitches STFU and answer my question.

HOW DO I DETERMINE THE VERSION OF THE FRAMEWORK ON MACHINE X?

STFU IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME AN ANSWER, BECAUSE ALL THE ANSWERS I HAVE
HEARD SO FAR _DO_NOT_WORK_

-Aaron

I highly doubt that they didn't work... The framework installes under
%systemroot%\Microsoft.Net\Framework. Each version of the framework will be
in it's own folder. If you want to know all the details go here:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/318785

That will give you all the released versions. You can get the version you are
currently running under using System.Environment.Version. You can also look
at the registry under HKLM/Software/Microsoft/.NETFramework.

The above should be more then enough information to figure this out.

HTH

 

[punjab_tom]

sorry dog

that's just funny.. I've had a dozen people talk about this; and not
one of them could come up with systemroot.. I've been waiting for that
answer..

I don't think that systemroot works under 9x.. and WIndows 98 is
supported for the framework 1.0 and 1.1 right???

http://ams.bo.infn.it/phpmanual/en/install-windows.html
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Copy the file, 'php.ini-dist' to your '%WINDOWS%' directory on Windows
95/98 or to your '%SYSTEMROOT%' directory under Windows NT or Windows
2000 and rename it to 'php.ini'. Your '%WINDOWS%' or '%SYSTEMROOT%'
directory is typically:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I've got a windows 95 media center box; I will never ever ever ever
give it up... never ever ever. of _course_ it's not on the network /
internet. but it still works FINE and I'm not going to throw it away
just because it's 10 years old

it supports picture in picture and about_EIGHT_ different connections,
it's got quadxthree RCA cables, dual coax and dual s-video.
it's got a video card the size of a 1u server
it's an absolute beauty

it's got remotes and keyboards-- it's a $4,000 machine.

when they start making media center boxes with _EIGHT_ different
viewing connections is when I give this box up



when Microsoft stops trying to strong arm us into retiring their old
software-- is when I lay down my arms

 

[punjab_tom]

and for the record; stick that in your pipe and smoke it

oh, does Tom know more about the .net framework than _MICROSOFT DOES_?