Are you a genius?

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Wrong Answer open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.






Please write how many questions for which you have given the right answer.
 
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Since Im in school.

I am an expert.

x is the unknown factor and spert is a drip under pressure.
 
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I got 2 of 4 correct :)

I got the first two wrong and the last two right - making me half a genius? Or half not a genius... whatever...
 

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Tango_and_Saucepans said:
I got one right, lol. But if i got them all wrong does it make me a genius? Lol

Yes :)

Pick up 'genius' certificate in foyer....
 

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Well I got the middle two wrong so obviously I can't keep track of the repercussions of my actions very well, but since my memory is so poor then that is probably excusable ;) Now... what were we talking about sorry?
 

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