April Fools

[robinb]

ok just wait till my husband gets home so he can translate this for me!
robin

×× ×™ בסדר.

×× ×™ להצטער ×›×™ ×× ×™ כותב לך סחרחורת.

×× ×™ מקווה שזה ×”×ª×¨×’×•× ×’×•×¨× ×œ×š לצחוק.

ו×× ×™ המדינה "×ורבני" ×לה fora. מנסה להיש×ר מעודכן ×¢× ×ž×” שקורה פה, כדי של×
לכתוב הרבה, ×בל תמיד זוכר ×ת הכל.

מל×ך

 

[Alan]

Hi Robin,

In case your husband doesn't get around to translating for a while -- and
you're curious -- here's a translation via Google, but I'm sure there are a
few words that Google didn't get exactly right. :->

Alan

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"I regret that I write you dizzy.

I hope this translation makes you laugh.

And I state "urban" these fora. Trying to stay current with what's
happening here, so you do not
Write a lot, but I always remember everything.

Angel"

 

[Ǝиçεl]

Hi Robinb,

Well, Alan bit me, I'm having a hard time getting here, the same problems
reported by Stu with the web servers.

Why wait for your husband, you can impress him, using Google (is the one I
use to respond to you) <http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en#> or,
you can have fun with the text to speech <http://translation2.paralink.com/>

Try, you will like it ;-)

This is the translation I use to send from Spanish to Hebrew


Hola Robin,

Yo me encuentro bien.

Lamento que mi escritura te de mareos.

Espero que esta traduccion te haga reir.

Yo e estado “lurking†estos foros. Tratando de estar al dia con lo que va
pasando por aqui, tal ves yo no escriba mucho, pero siempre los recuerdo a
todos ustedes.

Angel


Alan is right, those translators are no to profesionales, but are a lot fun
tu use.

Take care

-=-

 

[robinb]

you guys just make me laugh
robin

Hi Robinb,

Well, Alan bit me, I'm having a hard time getting here, the same problems
reported by Stu with the web servers.

Why wait for your husband, you can impress him, using Google (is the one I
use to respond to you) <http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en#>
or,
you can have fun with the text to speech
<http://translation2.paralink.com/>

Try, you will like it ;-)

This is the translation I use to send from Spanish to Hebrew


Hola Robin,

Yo me encuentro bien.

Lamento que mi escritura te de mareos.

Espero que esta traduccion te haga reir.

Yo e estado “lurking†estos foros. Tratando de estar al dia con lo que va
pasando por aqui, tal ves yo no escriba mucho, pero siempre los recuerdo a
todos ustedes.

Angel


Alan is right, those translators are no to profesionales, but are a lot
fun
tu use.

Take care

-=-

 

[robinb]

and that one I do not need to translate- spanish I can figure out but thanks
for the link that one can come in handy

robin

I am well.

Lamentation that my writing you of sickness.

I hope that this translation should make you laugh.

I and state "lurking" these forums. Trying to know with what goes
happening somewhere here, such you see I do not write very much, but always
I remember them to
all of you.

 

[robinb]

Le amo también
robin

Hi Robinb,

Well, Alan bit me, I'm having a hard time getting here, the same problems
reported by Stu with the web servers.

Why wait for your husband, you can impress him, using Google (is the one I
use to respond to you) <http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en#>
or,
you can have fun with the text to speech
<http://translation2.paralink.com/>

Try, you will like it ;-)

This is the translation I use to send from Spanish to Hebrew


Hola Robin,

Yo me encuentro bien.

Lamento que mi escritura te de mareos.

Espero que esta traduccion te haga reir.

Yo e estado “lurking†estos foros. Tratando de estar al dia con lo que va
pasando por aqui, tal ves yo no escriba mucho, pero siempre los recuerdo a
todos ustedes.

Angel


Alan is right, those translators are no to profesionales, but are a lot
fun
tu use.

Take care

-=-

 

[Stu]

ด้วยความยินดี!

 

[Jhawke]

All of the information flowing in is quite helpful. But, I think we are
missing the point. My up-to-date TREND Antivirus let the virus rignt in.
Microsoft One Care thinks it works and then notes that it was unsuccessful.
Best Buys recommends Norton (I gave up on them 10 years ago), I type in a URL
and get "Slammed" to a different URL. This thing is a bomb. The aniirus
writers are so busy making money from this global attack they have little
interest in a fix. One Care does it thing and the reports that it failed to
remove a dangerour problem. Is all of computerdomb screwed? I guess we'll
see.


JPH sends...

 

[Bill Sanderson]

I think I'm missing the beginning of your story.

It does sound like you have something bad in place.

I gather OneCare can name the critter, but has not successfully removed it?

And from your description of the behavior, this isn't just a case of
something in the recycle bin or TIF--it is something installed and active.

My recommendation at this point would be to re-start the machine in Safe
mode with networking. In that mode, go to safety.live.com and do a scan
there. That will get you Microsoft's latest signatures and removal
abilities, and it will be applying those in safe mode which sometimes makes
malware removal easier.

All of the information flowing in is quite helpful. But, I think we are
missing the point. My up-to-date TREND Antivirus let the virus rignt in.
Microsoft One Care thinks it works and then notes that it was
unsuccessful.
Best Buys recommends Norton (I gave up on them 10 years ago), I type in a
URL
and get "Slammed" to a different URL. This thing is a bomb. The aniirus
writers are so busy making money from this global attack they have little
interest in a fix. One Care does it thing and the reports that it failed
to
remove a dangerour problem. Is all of computerdomb screwed? I guess
we'll
see.


JPH sends...

--

 

[Stu]

Engel wrote:

Alan is right, those translators are no to profesionales ............

Too right Alan is right! Some time back I thought I`d impress my missus with
a newly aquired knowledge of Thai. Wrote a lengthy epistle in English (not my
bestest language), translated using Google and ..... stunned silence when she
read it. I felt like one of those hastily deflated party baloons and my only
regret was I didn`t fly out of the window before I ran out of air

Still, if you can`t laugh at yourself. Who can you laugh at?

Stu