A winning solution? Joke

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This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the Scouse pit crew able to change all four
wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag
of skunk and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower....
 

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Yeah, John's a Scouser too... He collects scouse Jokes. Now what was that one...

"Three Scousers & 3 Mancs were heading up to London for a big Football game. When they came to get on the train The Mancs went through first & bought 3 tickets, the Scousers followed, but they only bought one ticket. The head of the Manc groups asked "How're you going to get the 3 of you up to London with just the one ticket?" The Scousers just smiled to themselves... "Watch & learn, just watch & learn"

Puzzled the 3 Mancs climbed onto the train, the 3 Scousers following along behind & when they heard the ticket collecter in the previous carrige the 3 scousers all piled into one of the toilets & waited, not making a noise. The ticket collecter walked up to the Mancs "tickets please" & the three handed over their tickets.
Then the collecter went up to the toilet & knocked. "Ticket please". Slowly the door opened a crack & a single hand emerged, holding the ticket. The collector punched the ticket & went on his way.

Later that day, the football match over, the three Mancs & three Scousers met up again as they arrived at the station to return home. The Mancs were quite excited & keen to try their new trick and happily bought just the one ticket as they went past the booth. The Scousers however, bought no tickets at all. Now the Mancs were really confused. "How on earth are you going to get home without any tickets?" They asked. The scousers just shook their head & smiled... "watch & learn" they said "Watch & learn"

On board the train they heard the ticket collecter approaching & the three mancs stuffed themselves into one toilet, the three Scousers into the other. A minute later a single figure emerged from the scousers toilet, walked over to the toilet full of mancs and knocked "ticket please"...
 
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