You think Vista was hard for Microsoft?

[Zim Babwe]

Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.......

Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn
out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the
bulbs work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working
fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how
dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried
the light switch?

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for
every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office ...

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it
would be for a Macintosh user, or a Linux user.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry
standard.

 

[canixs]

LOL.....

"Zim Babwe"

 

[Justin]

For those that drink the MS Kool-Aid, "times 2" for all quantities!


"Zim Babwe"

 

[nick]

I bet you are wearing an I LOVE VISTA t shirt and cap...

justin grow up.. vista has major problems... you are being blind or
purpose...

The fact that vista is a flop will go more and more on mainstream media...

I think you will be the only one clinging to your vista computer crying out
with
dispair::: NOOO VISTA IS PERFECT!!!! YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!!!!

 

[Justin]

I bet you are wearing an I LOVE VISTA t shirt and cap...

justin grow up.. vista has major problems... you are being blind or
purpose...

The fact that vista is a flop will go more and more on mainstream media...

I think you will be the only one clinging to your vista computer crying
out with
dispair::: NOOO VISTA IS PERFECT!!!! YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!!!!

Excuse me? WTF are you talking about? I just made a joke AGAINST MS.
Learn to read fool.

As for the rest of the your BS rant, I guess we'll see about that!

 

[Shane Nokes]

I wish crack addicts like you could get government checks to go to college.

Maybe with a good bit of education behind you, you would know how to make a
machine work 100% perfectly with Vista. Just like my machines

 

[Guest]

Wonderful!

veni, vedi, vista

(or something like that)

 

[nick]

I bet your machines work only for solitaire ;-)

I wish crack addicts like you could get government checks to go to college.

Maybe with a good bit of education behind you, you would know how to make
a machine work 100% perfectly with Vista. Just like my machines

 

[Shane Nokes]

No actually my machine works for every single game and piece of software
that I have attempted to load on it.

I tested this OS for Microsoft for around 2 years and have been beta testing
OSes for about 10 years now.

I just know how a computer works, unlike you