Windows Vista Story

[Ezmerelda Jayne Putzke]

There was a guy Kevin P riding through the desert on his camel. He had
been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there
were no women in the desert so Kevin turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran
away. Kevin ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride
again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he
turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to
it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a
road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes
sitting in it.

He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

 

[Spirit]

9 out of 10 that preferred Camels usually switched back to women...
so I hear.................

 

[Lang Murphy]

There was a guy Kevin P riding through the desert on his camel. He had
been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there
were no women in the desert so Kevin turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran
away. Kevin ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to
ride
again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he
turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to
it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a
road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes
sitting in it.

He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

Haven't heard that joke before... a good one! (Kevin or no Kevin...)

Lang