THE WORST NEWS EVER!!!!!!!!

L

LouCfur

I'm here, I'm coming for you Ron. Your constant posts have risen me
from my rest, and I'm here for your soul. Renounce that false god, and
join my forces of darkness for an eternity of free cocaine, free beer,
free strippers, free flames all over your body for eternity, and free
snacks! (well, ONE of those things anyway.)
All this can be yours Ron. Act now.
Worship me....
 
E

e

I'm here, I'm coming for you Ron. Your constant posts have risen me
from my rest, and I'm here for your soul. Renounce that false god, and
join my forces of darkness for an eternity of free cocaine, free beer,
free strippers, free flames all over your body for eternity, and free
snacks! (well, ONE of those things anyway.)
All this can be yours Ron. Act now.
Worship me....
(e-mail address removed)
nuke the spew.
 
E

eyeball

ok...I reported the spammer...but is there any way to sh*tcan the
@ssholes when using google? can't seem to find that wonderful feature...
 
E

eyeball

oops I apologize for any crossposting...new top google here...*hangs
head in shame*
 
L

LouCfur

T.S. you bitch. Report me all you want. I am SATAN, and I do as I
please you whore. I OWN Google.
 
E

e

ok...I reported the spammer...but is there any way to sh*tcan the
@ssholes when using google? can't seem to find that wonderful feature...
why not use a real news reader? or do you mean through
google groups? i think they have a filter somewhere.
 
L

LouCfur

why not use a real news reader? or do you mean through
google groups? i think they have a filter somewhere.>

No you stupid dumbass, they do not. I specifically ordered it removed,
so buttnoids like you will have to read my posts.
Are you a member of my flock yet Mr "E" Troll? If not, bend over and
I'll give you my seed.

Lou C. Fur
 
B

Bill Woodier

An ass-hole is what you are. Yessir, one each codified, certified, walkin'
talkin' rectum. It's a wonder you can see to type, walking around with
your head up and locked all the time.
 
E

e

google groups? i think they have a filter somewhere.>

No you stupid dumbass, they do not. I specifically ordered it removed,
so buttnoids like you will have to read my posts.
Are you a member of my flock yet Mr "E" Troll? If not, bend over and
I'll give you my seed.

Lou C. Fur
sorry sonny, but self deluded pantloads like you have only a
keyboard and delusions. you're not even vaguley original,
funny or in any way new. lifeless troll wannabes like you
sit surronded by a sea of macdonald's trash and pizza boxes
in mom's basement refreshing their newsgroups every five
minutes.
you're just anothe pathetic lifeless emotional bloodsucker
who's never had a bare tit in it's hand and thinks it's
funny.
the whole satan troll act was done and never equaled by a
guy named jester in 95. you could not lick his feet.
 
E

e

An ass-hole is what you are. Yessir, one each codified, certified, walkin'
talkin' rectum. It's a wonder you can see to type, walking around with
your head up and locked all the time.

let's be really evil and hurt this creep.
ready?
set?
killfile!
 
B

Bill Woodier

I like that, e! Couldn't have said it better.

--
Cheers: Bill Woodier
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready
in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
My Home Page: http://www.bill-woodier.com/home.htm
--

e said:
google groups? i think they have a filter somewhere.>

No you stupid dumbass, they do not. I specifically ordered it removed,
so buttnoids like you will have to read my posts.
Are you a member of my flock yet Mr "E" Troll? If not, bend over and
I'll give you my seed.

Lou C. Fur
sorry sonny, but self deluded pantloads like you have only a
keyboard and delusions. you're not even vaguley original,
funny or in any way new. lifeless troll wannabes like you
sit surronded by a sea of macdonald's trash and pizza boxes
in mom's basement refreshing their newsgroups every five
minutes.
you're just anothe pathetic lifeless emotional bloodsucker
who's never had a bare tit in it's hand and thinks it's
funny.
the whole satan troll act was done and never equaled by a
guy named jester in 95. you could not lick his feet.[/QUOTE]
 
E

e

I like that, e! Couldn't have said it better.
i miss the intellectual days of usenet. i used to dice with
trolls and bad picture posters and actually had to work at
nuking them.
now i can phone it in.
 
T

TwitteringOne

"T.S. you bitch.
Report me all you want.
I am SATAN, and I do as I please
You whore. I OWN Google."
~ Lou

"So, you're
12 and mommy and daddy are out.
Big surprise."
~ E

"Got any swampland?
Or an axel for my broken wagon?"
~ Twittering

"... some Solid ~ Rough
Land?

Seen Max?

Twittering's
Hangin' by a slender thread!

.... and we're still
Lookin' for Leonardo!"
~ Folly

"... perhaps that frog,
Kermit you know?"
~ Twittering
 
T

TwitteringOne

Seen Max?

Twittering's
Hangin' by a slender thread!

.... and we're still
Lookin' for Leonardo!"
~ Folly

"... perhaps that frog,
Kermit,
You know?"
~ Twittering

"And worse ~
No one did the right thing."
~ Folly

"What's your
Line of work?

Meta ~ Cognition? O,
Old news.

We've known about Meta ~ Cognition
Since ca. 1979,

24 grrl years, home alone,
Listing too far left

The year Rocky died,

While 18 Musicians played on the stereo ~
The year a professor,
An art history one, used to stand by us
During lecture,

Place his penis on our shoulder,
Rub our arm.

Tres disgusting.
No kiddin' ~ Honest, Swear to God."
~ Twittering

"We want Solid Ethics, all the way around!
And solid
Ground!"
~ Folly

"Yeah, we got dizzy,
We dropped out, as Mr.
Timothy Leary

Used to say
Around the corner."
~ Twittering
 
T

TwitteringOne

"let's be really evil and hurt this creep.
ready?
set?
killfile!"
~ E

"Hear me Rooooooooaaaaaaaar ~ !
To Haarlem, Holland
We must now all
Go ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ! * ! * ! ! *"
~ Twittering

".... but
Twitter, you're still sprawled on the bathroom floor.
Are you alright?

Been pukin'
All night?"
~ Folly
 
T

TwitteringOne

"I'm here,
I'm coming for you Ron.
Your constant posts have risen me
From my rest,
And I'm here for your soul.

Renounce that false god,
And join my forces of darkness
For an eternity of free cocaine, free beer,
free strippers, free flames

All over your body for eternity,
And free snacks!

(well,
ONE of those things anyway.)

All this can be yours Ron.

Act now.
Worship me...."
~ Lou

"No Faustian
Bargain, no ~ Know!

Not for me!"
~ Twittering

"Know ~ Not for
Us!"
~ Folly

"Seen that
Hummer?"
~ Twittering
 
T

TwitteringOne

"... and shortly after,
We read,

For the first time, Ms.
Virginia Woolf!"
~ Twittering

"Quoof!"
~ Folly

"... and we
Heard those sparrows sing en Greek ...

Glittering

All the trees ..."
~ Twittering
 
T

Twittering One

".. free snacks!
(well ..."
~ Lou

"Snack Wells?
Not healthy, empty calories.
No nutrition.

Or just see ~ 'New
York Kids,' on WNYC ~

Not THAT's

Healthy Stuff,
Good NPR radio!"
~ Folly
 

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