Telling Male and Female Simms Apart?

R

Raquel

My boyfriend and I are assembling a new PC
with 2 gigabytes of RAM, a 3.6 Pentium 4,
an ASUS motherboard, and Windows XP Home.
We're at the point of adding the RAM SIMMs
(memory chips?) to the new motherboard.

The motherboard's manual says to install the
memory chips in pairs. We have four 512 MB
SIMMs but don't know how to tell the male
SIMMs from the female SIMMs. It's not obvious.
Please advise.

Do we put in two male SIMMs in slot A and
two female SIMMs in slot B? Or, do we put
one male and one female SIMM in slot A, and
repeat this for slot B?

Thanks for your advice. Love to all.

Raquel
 
O

old jon

Raquel said:
My boyfriend and I are assembling a new PC
with 2 gigabytes of RAM, a 3.6 Pentium 4,
an ASUS motherboard, and Windows XP Home.
We're at the point of adding the RAM SIMMs
(memory chips?) to the new motherboard.

The motherboard's manual says to install the
memory chips in pairs. We have four 512 MB
SIMMs but don't know how to tell the male
SIMMs from the female SIMMs. It's not obvious.
Please advise.

Do we put in two male SIMMs in slot A and
two female SIMMs in slot B? Or, do we put
one male and one female SIMM in slot A, and
repeat this for slot B?

Thanks for your advice. Love to all.

Raquel
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F

Falcon

My boyfriend and I are assembling a new PC
with 2 gigabytes of RAM, a 3.6 Pentium 4,
an ASUS motherboard, and Windows XP Home.
We're at the point of adding the RAM SIMMs
(memory chips?) to the new motherboard.

The motherboard's manual says to install the
memory chips in pairs. We have four 512 MB
SIMMs but don't know how to tell the male
SIMMs from the female SIMMs. It's not obvious.
Please advise.

Do we put in two male SIMMs in slot A
Click to expand...

Only if you have bought the special "gay" SIMMs.
and two female SIMMs in slot B?
Click to expand...

If you bought the "lesbian" SIMMs this would be the correct thing to
do.
Or, do we put
one male and one female SIMM in slot A, and
repeat this for slot B?
Click to expand...

Unless you purchased the "orgy" SIMMs this is the norm.
 
R

Richard Urban

Yes!

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Regards,

Richard Urban
Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User

Quote from George Ankner:
If you knew as much as you think you know,
You would realize that you don't know what you thought you knew!
 
R

Richard Urban

Best post of the young weekend! (-:

--
Regards,

Richard Urban
Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User

Quote from George Ankner:
If you knew as much as you think you know,
You would realize that you don't know what you thought you knew!
 
T

Tony

Raquel said:
My boyfriend and I are assembling a new PC
with 2 gigabytes of RAM, a 3.6 Pentium 4,
an ASUS motherboard, and Windows XP Home.
We're at the point of adding the RAM SIMMs
(memory chips?) to the new motherboard.

The motherboard's manual says to install the
memory chips in pairs. We have four 512 MB
SIMMs but don't know how to tell the male
SIMMs from the female SIMMs. It's not obvious.
Please advise.

Do we put in two male SIMMs in slot A and
two female SIMMs in slot B? Or, do we put
one male and one female SIMM in slot A, and
repeat this for slot B?

Thanks for your advice. Love to all.

Raquel
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The female ones are the ones that will be difficult to fit and even when
they are fitted, will moan that they knew how to do it better and the male
ones aren't working properly.

The male ones will be easy to install and will just get on with the job :)
 
R

Richard Urban

Come on people. Don't pass up this opportunity!

--
Regards,

Richard Urban
Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User

Quote from George Ankner:
If you knew as much as you think you know,
You would realize that you don't know what you thought you knew!
 
S

Steve N.

Raquel said:
My boyfriend and I are assembling a new PC
with 2 gigabytes of RAM, a 3.6 Pentium 4,
an ASUS motherboard, and Windows XP Home.
We're at the point of adding the RAM SIMMs
(memory chips?) to the new motherboard.

The motherboard's manual says to install the
memory chips in pairs. We have four 512 MB
SIMMs but don't know how to tell the male
SIMMs from the female SIMMs. It's not obvious.
Please advise.

Do we put in two male SIMMs in slot A and
two female SIMMs in slot B? Or, do we put
one male and one female SIMM in slot A, and
repeat this for slot B?

Thanks for your advice. Love to all.

Raquel
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It depends on their sexual orientations/prefernces. If they're bi it
won't matter, if they're gay pair them up male&male & female&female, if
they're straight male&female or femal&male, depending on who likes to be
on top, if they're open minded & curious just stick them in any old
which way, they'll figure it out for themsleves.

Steve
 
S

Steve N.

Falcon said:
Only if you have bought the special "gay" SIMMs.




If you bought the "lesbian" SIMMs this would be the correct thing to
do.




Unless you purchased the "orgy" SIMMs this is the norm.
Click to expand...

Yeah. That's the ticket!

Steve
 
K

Kirrin Jones

What if one day they have an argument, will they then start giving each
other the silent treatment? Your computer could be out of use for awhile
if that happens. And what happens is one night you decide to do some
work and the female SIMMs suddenly have a headache?
 
J

Jon

If little baby SIMMSes start appearing after a year, or so, then you know
you've got it right

Jon
 
L

Leythos

My boyfriend and I are assembling a new PC
with 2 gigabytes of RAM, a 3.6 Pentium 4,
an ASUS motherboard, and Windows XP Home.
We're at the point of adding the RAM SIMMs
(memory chips?) to the new motherboard.

The motherboard's manual says to install the
memory chips in pairs. We have four 512 MB
SIMMs but don't know how to tell the male
SIMMs from the female SIMMs. It's not obvious.
Please advise.

Do we put in two male SIMMs in slot A and
two female SIMMs in slot B? Or, do we put
one male and one female SIMM in slot A, and
repeat this for slot B?

Thanks for your advice. Love to all.
Click to expand...

I laughed so hard I blew diet coke out my nose and all over my laptop :)
 
D

djs0302

Tony wrote:> >
The female ones are the ones that will be difficult to fit and even when
they are fitted, will moan that they knew how to do it better and the male
ones aren't working properly.

The male ones will be easy to install and will just get on with the job :)
Click to expand...

The female simms will take forever making up their minds as to which
slots they should go into. Also, as soon as you're done, the female
simms will change their minds and want to be moved to different slots.
 
U

Uncle Joe

Don't despair, Kirrin. I have a feeling Raquel
will be back. She's my girlfriend and she keeps
me laughing all the time with innocent questions
such as why are doorknobs round?
 

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