Relaxed Yorkshire Folk

nivrip

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Us Yorkshire folk have the lowest stress levels
because we do not understand the seriousness
of most medical terminology: The first column is the actual Medical Term and the second is the
Yorkshire interpretation of it
MEDICAL TERM YORKSHIRE

Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan Searching for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Node I knew it
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pelvis Second Cousin To Elvis
Post Operative A letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
Rectum Nearly killed him
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure Roman Emperor
Tablet A small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor One plus one more
Urine Opposite of you're out
:D
 
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