Made me chuckle...

[Ian]

I have just bought a laptop and used www.parcel2go.com to pick it up... reading throught the T&C's e-mailed in my invoice I found this:

Excepted Risks:

i. War, invasion, act of foreign enemy, hostilities (whether war be declared or not), civil war, rebellion, revolution, insurrection or military or usurped power, or loot, sack, or pillage in connection therewith, and/or

ii. lonising radiations or contamination by radioactivity from any nuclear fuel on from any nuclear waste from the combustion of nuclear fuel, and/or

iii. Radioactive, toxic, explosive or other hazardous properties of any explosive nuclear assembly or nuclear component thereof, and/or

iv. Pressure waves caused by aircraft and other aerial devices travelling at sonic or supersonic speeds, and/or

 

[floppybootstomp]

... and stray herds of llamas

 

[nickc]

Woudn't be a lot left after nuclear combustion...

Nick