Longhorn Gold Now Available

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jbailo

Microsoft -- in an effort to stem
declining contract, pre-announced
a new product: Longhorn Gold.

Unlike Longhorn, Longhorn Gold is
dry and leafy.

"We realized that nobody was buying
Longhorn's marketing pitch. But once
they started smoking Longhorn Gold,
it all made sense."

Longhorn Gold is available in several
versions: Dealer, Bowl and Unseeded.

Prices vary according to Federal
prosecution.
 

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