How Microsoft can fix all Vista's Problems

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Mr. Happy

Frank said:
Can you say "cookies" when you visit any web site? Can you say
"gathering information on computer users" for marketing information?
Try real hard...as it may be difficult for a person of your sub-intellect.
Oh, and God will forgive you, if you ask, or just burn your stupid ass
in hell.
Your choice.
Frank

Hey, Shit For Brains, what about this setup ... a NAT router and 10 Ubuntu
boxes operating behind it. Each hits a website and reports its agent as
Ubuntu, with the one IP address. Count == 1 computer running Ubuntu at that
address. Got it? 9 haven't been counted.

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy
 
M

Mike

Mr. Happy said:
Hey, Shit For Brains, what about this setup ... a NAT router and 10 Ubuntu
boxes operating behind it. Each hits a website and reports its agent as
Ubuntu, with the one IP address. Count == 1 computer running Ubuntu at that
address. Got it? 9 haven't been counted.

Yeah and I have 8 XP machines, 2 Vista and 4 OS X all coming from the
same IP address. Lots of machines not being counted everywhere.

How about businesses with XP machines? There are probably about 10 IP
addresses for every 1000 XP machines on the net (just a swag, but you
get the point). So XP is WAY undercounted also.

Mike
 
S

Stephan Rose

Yeah and I have 8 XP machines, 2 Vista and 4 OS X all coming from the
same IP address. Lots of machines not being counted everywhere.

How about businesses with XP machines? There are probably about 10 IP
addresses for every 1000 XP machines on the net (just a swag, but you
get the point). So XP is WAY undercounted also.

What I like to know is where people get these so called statistics from?

Some marketing websites server stats? Gimme a friggin break. That has
about as much relevance as the zit on my ass.

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M

Mr. Happy

Mike said:
Yeah and I have 8 XP machines, 2 Vista and 4 OS X all coming from the
same IP address. Lots of machines not being counted everywhere.

How about businesses with XP machines? There are probably about 10 IP
addresses for every 1000 XP machines on the net (just a swag, but you
get the point). So XP is WAY undercounted also.

Mike

No, XP is counted by activations. Why would anyone use any other means to
count?

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy
 
B

Bill Yanaire

If you can use the blanket statement: Anyone that believes in a god is
stupid, I have a correction:

Anyone that listens to Alias is stupid!
 
A

Alias

Bill said:
If you can use the blanket statement: Anyone that believes in a god is
stupid, I have a correction:

Anyone that listens to Alias is stupid!

Do you also believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy and that Trolls guard
bridges? How about the Easter Bunny?

Alias
 
F

Frank

Alias said:
Do you also believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy and that Trolls guard
bridges? How about the Easter Bunny?

Alias


Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!
Bottom of the pit.
Frank
 
M

Mr. Happy

Frank said:
Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!
Bottom of the pit.
Frank

Now you've done it Alias! You've insulted Frank's hero - the Easter Bunny.
That's going just too far!

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy
 
F

Frank

Mr. Happy said:
Frank wrote:




Now you've done it Alias! You've insulted Frank's hero - the Easter Bunny.
That's going just too far!

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy
Well doris, I can't imagine (nor do I want to!) the screwed up place
where your twisted, sick mind resides.
I'm sure even the easter bunny wouldn't want to be there.
(smirk)
Frank
 
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Alias

Frank said:
Well doris, I can't imagine (nor do I want to!) the screwed up place
where your twisted, sick mind resides.
I'm sure even the easter bunny wouldn't want to be there.
(smirk)
Frank

Unlike you, he lives in a civilized country. If you weren't so computer
challenged, you might have figured that out for yourself, what with
looking at the headers and all.

So, Frankie boy, you believe in a god, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Trolls
and the Easter Bunny, eh? That explains a lot.

Alias
 
F

Frank

Alias said:
Unlike you, he lives in a civilized country. If you weren't so computer
challenged, you might have figured that out for yourself, what with
looking at the headers and all.

So, Frankie boy, you believe in a god, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Trolls
and the Easter Bunny, eh? That explains a lot.

Alias

I've figured out long ago that the two of you are really sick linux losers.
That my little friend (I know you're a sawed off little runt) says it all!
Frank
 
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Alias

Frank said:
Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!

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Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!

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Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!

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Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!

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Gawd...you're one fu*cked up piece of sh*t!

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