Attention Rod Speed: Your head is firmly implanted in your (well-used) rectum. Please seek medical a

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Rod Speed

Some gutless ****wit chav desperately cowering behind
Bilky White desperately attempted to bullshit its way out of
its predicament and fooled absolutely no one at all, as always.
 
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John Turco

Rod said:
John Turco wrote


Yeah, I wasnt saying that those savages were celts, should have
said that more carefully.

<edited for brevity>

Hello, Rod:

Speaking of ancient "savages," do you believe it's likely that
our favorite modern "chav" - Bilky White - is descended from
the Picts? <g>
 
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John Turco

Bilky said:
Or more probably neither. Either way, we have the Ashes. Did you notice
that one of those sentences begins with a conjunction? That's poor grammar
too but the point is that I know whereas you have to have yours pointed out
to you by someone you call a chav. What does that make you? A sub-chav?


Did you notice that your own reply contained only one coma? You're totally
oblivious to the existence of proper punctuation, it seems.

Furthermore, you wouldn't know a "conjunction" from a commode!
 
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John Turco

Bilky said:
Oh dear, what a terrible retort but I'll bite just for funsies. What door?
There's no door in a newsgroup. I think you and Roddie boy have been
tapping away at those keys on your own for too long.


In your particular (and pathetic) case, it's the back door, leading to the
outhouse...you need to "relieve" yourself, immediately.
 
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Bilky White

John Turco said:
Did you notice that your own reply contained only one coma? You're totally
oblivious to the existence of proper punctuation, it seems.

Furthermore, you wouldn't know a "conjunction" from a commode!

You are incorrect as always since the punctuation is correct as written. Why
anyone would suggest otherwise remains a mystery unless that person is
uneducated in the subject of grammar. I am glad, however, that you now
appear to know the meaning of the word "conjunction" in the context of
grammar. Is is not, as you might first have thought, an eye infection. I am
also happy to report that I do not need to know what a commode is. You may
require one but I do not.
 
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Bilky White

John Turco said:
In your particular (and pathetic) case, it's the back door, leading to the
outhouse...you need to "relieve" yourself, immediately.

I'm fairly sure that I don't. I repeat - there is no "door" in a newsgroup.
It must be lonely in that imaginery world with imaginary doors and imaginary
friends. I imagine that, when we read about you in the news, the item will
conclude "... before turning the gun upon himself."
 
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John Turco

Bilky said:
You are incorrect as always since the punctuation is correct as written. Why
anyone would suggest otherwise remains a mystery unless that person is
uneducated in the subject of grammar. I am glad, however, that you now
appear to know the meaning of the word "conjunction" in the context of
grammar. Is is not, as you might first have thought, an eye infection. I am
also happy to report that I do not need to know what a commode is. You may
require one but I do not.


Smart chav...you're catching on, now! You've used several comas, within your
latest responses.
 
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John Turco

Bilky said:
I'm fairly sure that I don't. I repeat - there is no "door" in a newsgroup.
It must be lonely in that imaginery world with imaginary doors and imaginary
friends. I imagine that, when we read about you in the news, the item will
conclude "... before turning the gun upon himself."


Stop projecting, Snorky.
 
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Bilky White

John Turco said:
Bilky White wrote:


You've used several comas, within your
latest responses.

How very astute. Did you also observe that, unlike almost all of your
postings, not one of the commas was redundant? This is because, unlike
yourself, the author recognises its significance and uses it accordingly.
 
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John Turco

Bilky said:
How very astute. Did you also observe that, unlike almost all of your
postings, not one of the commas was redundant? This is because, unlike
yourself, the author recognises its significance and uses it accordingly.


Boring!
 
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Bilky White

Rod Speed said:
Bilky White wrote


Your sig is sposed to have a line with just -- on it in front of it, chav
child.

I don't have a "sig" Roddy boy but I'll do WTF I want anyway, thanks for
playing.
 
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