Sure you can come back, and I'm not sure who here believes you are what
you said. We do have a few people who simply live in newsgroups to
insult others, but this is usually because someone did the same to them
and now they want to make others look bad.
One other thought on the internet though, is this DSL, Cable, or dialup?
You may want to power cycle the modem (if DSL or Cable) by turning off
the computer, unplug the ethernet cable from the modem, turn off the
modem, unplug the power source for a good 5 minutes, then plug it back
in, turn it on, then reconnect the ethernet cable. This is more of a
hard reset than a simple reset button on the back of the modem. If this
is a dialup modem, you may want to contact your phone company to check
the lines for noise and quality.
Finally, you may want to try Everest Home from
www.lavalys.com to find
out what components you have in your computer (if you don't fully know
already) and it will also provide you a link to the latest drivers for
everything. I would suggest downloading and installing at least the
latest chipset (motherbaord) drivers and video card drivers.