I pulled over to help a blonde last night... the car is not starting but
she's sittin there blocking all kinds of traffic, just turning the key. I
asked her do you have gas in it? she replied " i dont know, but the low fuel
light isn't on." thinking other problems, i enlist some other middle aged
bald fat men to help push her off the street (uphill) and take her to get
some gas. as she's watching me pour gas into HER car, i say "turn it over
now and see what happens." Vrooom! pops right off. after her thanks, I
reminded her that she'd better get that idiot light looked at.
Sorry OT, but your message set me off.