David H. Lipman said:
Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
contacted on this email address:
(e-mail address removed)
If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
I hope I can be of help to you all.
David H Lipman
- Wannabe David is the great and powerful Oz! Wannabe David says,
"Ignore that man behind the curtain."
- Wannabe David has neglected to take his medication and is again
hearing those voices in his head.
- Wannabe David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him
chanting, "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
- Wannabe David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
- Wannabe David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and
provides lip service.
- Wannabe David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his
time reading e-mails.
- Wannabe David is very, very lonely and desperate for any contact.
- Wannabe David doesn't know how to set the date on Daddy's computer
but, of course, he really, really knows everything about Microsoft
products, yep, sure, uh huh.
- Wannabe David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
- Wannabe David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go
outside to play with the other kids.
- Wannabe David's expertise is evidenced by his rudeness in multiposting
instead of crossposting.
- Wannabe David's expertise is further evidenced by his lack of
knowledge regarding the headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host,
where we can see this joker is impersonating David H. Lipman (who posts
to usenet from a verizon.net domain, not from virtelco.com).
- Wannabe David doesn't have a life so he steals someone else's.
