what is the meaning and the functions of the following:
1.random access memory
This is a psychological condition in which the sufferer
gives the correct answer to a different question.
2.working storage area and buffer area
A working storage area is floor space shared by
manufacturing equipment and inventory bins.
It becomes a buffer area after being waxed.
3. dot matrix printer and laser printer
A dot matrix printer is one that uses your body as a
battery while delivering virtual reality experiences,
all the while logging hard copy.
A laser printer is a lithographer with a SciFi weapon.
A plotter is someone making devious plans.
A printer is someone who depletes forests by creating
mass quantities of redundant hard copy.
6. a terminal and a workstation
A terminal is a place where you get off one bus and catch
another.
A workstation is a spot where you stand and assemble
carburetors.
7.synchronous transfer and asynchron synchronous transfer
Synchronous transfer is when you run the garbage disposal
in one sink and the sewage comes up in another.
Asynchron synchronous transfer is the same thing, except
that the homeowner is a Canadian guy who stutters.
A bit is a device you put in an animal's mouth to control
it.
A byte is what they call a fishing worm in Australia.
9. realtime and online process
Realtime is the interval you spend buying or selling a house.
An online process is when you lay a rope on the floor and people use it to
march single file.
10. serial and panael transfer.
Serial is something you drown in milk and eat for breakfast.
Panael transfer is when somebody steals your car radio.
Really.
