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John Jay Smith
In the Vista groups someone asked us to define bloatware so I did, here is
my reply:
Another definition might be given using Einstein's theory of space-time.
BLOAT = Bend Light Or/Also Time
Only immensely massive objects can do this, like a star that has collapsed
under its own weight creating a gravitational pull not even light can
escape.
Or Microsoft Vista trying to push the whole hardware market out of
slumbering sales by artificially skyrocketing the hardware requiems of PC's.
Now all you have to do is combine that hard science with some mystery and
paranormal:
The "ware" addition to the word comes from myths of "ware"wolves and
vampires,
and is added to remind us that MS is here to suck your blood and life energy
with ghoulishly things like DRM, WPA and EULA.
Definitions of those dastardly things on my next post, although from the
sound of them I am sure you know they are hideous.
my reply:
Another definition might be given using Einstein's theory of space-time.
BLOAT = Bend Light Or/Also Time
Only immensely massive objects can do this, like a star that has collapsed
under its own weight creating a gravitational pull not even light can
escape.
Or Microsoft Vista trying to push the whole hardware market out of
slumbering sales by artificially skyrocketing the hardware requiems of PC's.
Now all you have to do is combine that hard science with some mystery and
paranormal:
The "ware" addition to the word comes from myths of "ware"wolves and
vampires,
and is added to remind us that MS is here to suck your blood and life energy
with ghoulishly things like DRM, WPA and EULA.
Definitions of those dastardly things on my next post, although from the
sound of them I am sure you know they are hideous.