New Flu Pandemic has started!

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Mac

Outbreak in China - will go around the world in 3-5 days

Stock up on food - tap water is ok.

Stay in side.

Don't have face-to-face contact with outsiders until we get an all-clear.

Serious.
 
Mac

You forgot to mention plastic sheeting and duct tape, where to buy, how to
use.. serious..
 
You forgot to mention plastic sheeting and duct tape, where to buy, how to
use.. serious..
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User
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Are you suggesting that we use this stuff to tie up and restrain the OP? I
like it! LOL!

-Frank
 
From: "Mac" <[email protected]>

| Outbreak in China - will go around the world in 3-5 days
|
| Stock up on food - tap water is ok.
|
| Stay in side.
|
| Don't have face-to-face contact with outsiders until we get an all-clear.
|
| Serious.
|

Seriously flawed !

Spreading rumour about a pandemic outbreak without *ANY* proof is unconscionable !
 
Mac said:
Outbreak in China - will go around the world in 3-5 days

Stock up on food - tap water is ok.

Stay in side.

Don't have face-to-face contact with outsiders until we get an
all-clear.
Serious.
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Show me the source!
How are we gonna stock up on food while staying inside?
Lemme guess... you got an email with 150 names listed in the address field,
right? Did it tell you to hurry and send this to everyone you know? Is
someone keeping track of all the emails and sending you a free ticket to
Disney World for every one you send?
 
Uncle said:
Am sending five live Vietnamese-bred chickens to OP
by FedEx tomorrow.
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Darnit. I was hoping that the sale on pre-cooked chickens at my local
supermarket was just a way to get shoppers in. Guess I'll test em on my
dog first.
 
Thanks for the advice. I've stocked up on food, water,
Cokes, industrial grade masks, gloves, Lysol, cash, guns
and ammo, gasoline, and comic books. Am hunkered
down based on your warning.

Left a message on my boss's answering machine telling
him that I won't be coming into work until the OP tells
me it's safe to do so.
 
Uncle said:
Thanks for the advice. I've stocked up on food, water,
Cokes, industrial grade masks, gloves, Lysol, cash, guns
and ammo, gasoline, and comic books. Am hunkered
down based on your warning.
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I passed a usually dead gas station today on the way to buy some soda.
Had cars lined up 3 strong. They were selling gas for $1.99/gallon.
Bottled water at the quick stop market was $2.49/gallon, so I figured it
was cheaper to just drink gas.
 
Bet your dog doesn't like chicken.

Plato said:
Darnit. I was hoping that the sale on pre-cooked chickens at my local
supermarket was just a way to get shoppers in. Guess I'll test em on my
dog first.
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Okay so I'm confused, does that go underneath the tinfoil beanie or over top
of it?

Charlie
 
Using at least one appendage, the entity known in this space-time continuum
as Plato said:
They were selling gas for $1.99/gallon.
Bottled water at the quick stop market was $2.49/gallon, so I figured it
was cheaper to just drink gas.
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Hope you're not one of those folk who light their own farts
 
From: "Mac" <[email protected]>

| If I was wrong - then good! Get prepared anyway! It's coming sooner or
| later...
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| http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/SP213660.htm
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| http://www.who.int/csr/don/2004_01_15/en/
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| http://www.alertnet.org/thefacts/reliefresources/sections/BIRDFLU.htm
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|
http://www.dh.gov.uk/AboutUs/Minist...esArticle/fs/en?CONTENT_ID=4102997&chk=OcYuEL
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Even if you are right -- This is NOT the place for this to be posted and YOU are not the
person who should be posting something like this.

You are not a national or international health administrator and this is not your job.
 
All the oversight. Who is going to operate and maintain the water supply
and wastewater systems when they're either home hiding or sick, or dead?
Lot more assumptions out there, that no one seems to be considering.
 
The Center for Disease Control has released a list
of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

Sorry.. I just had to do that..
 
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