Leo Heuser wrote...
You are a pathetic clown, who even haven't got the minimum of
common decency to answer my VERY simple question about
HIGHEST. Probably because you can't bear to admit, that my
interpretation of the word is valid.
Your interpretation is as deficient as your cognitive processe
generally in this branch of the thread.
How do you interpret this from my initial response in this thread:
"...here's an alternative that returns the lexical 'maximum' (tex
which would sort first in descending order)."
I'll admit that "lexical 'maximum'" is tortured usage, but lexical doe
have a dictionary meaning.
http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/l/l0143800.html
I'll assume you don't need an English definition of 'maximum'. If not
I'll be happy to provide you one.
Now maximum implies some sort of ordering, and there are lots of we
pages about 'lexical ordering'. You can use Google to find them i
you're interested. Heck, there are even hits for 'lexical maximum'
such as
http://www.inro.ca/enif/doc/using/config_attr.html
Is that web page too complicated for you?
Then there's my parenthetical definition, 'text which would sort firs
in descending order'. I could have written 'text which would sort las
in ascending order'. Would that have helped you?
Is this really unclear? If so, which word(s) is(are) unclear - 'text'
'which', 'would', 'sort', 'first', 'descending', 'order', or pehap
'in'?
Then there was my follow-up to your initial response to me in which
proposed filling a range with the formula
=CHAR(65+26*RAND())
Why don't you try doing so in A1:A10? Then you can enter the followin
array formula in B1:B10
=COUNTIF(A1:A10,">"&A1:A10)
as well as the following array formula in C1:C10
=B1:B10=0
and the following array formula in D1

10
=1/C1:C10
Then you can enter the following formula in D12.
=LOOKUP(2,D1

10,A1:A10)
Finally, you can enter the following formula in A12.
=LOOKUP(2,1/(COUNTIF(A1:A10,">"&A1:A10)=0),A1:A10)
Column A isn't sorted except in rare fortuitous cases. Press [F9] a fe
times in case it does appear ordered.
Column B will show 0 (zero) corresponding to each instance of th
'lexical maximum' in column A, the text string that would sort first i
descending order or last in ascending order. Is this still simple enoug
for you to understand? I'd guess this is the term you're strugglin
with, and I could help you break through the rather thick walls o
ignorance that seem to be afflicting you.
Column C will show TRUE corresponding to each zero in column B, s
corresponding to each instance of the 'lexical maximum' in column A
and FALSE corresponding to any other values in column B, so to value
other than the 'lexical maximum' in column A. Are you understandin
this so far?
Column D will show 1 (one) corresponding to each TRUE in column C, s
corresponding to each 0 (zero) in column B, so to each instance of th
'lexical maximum' in column A, and #DIV/0! corresponding to the FALS
values in column C, so to nonzero values in column B, so to value
other than the 'lexical maximum' in column A. Is this simple enough fo
you? I could try to use smaller English words.
The LOOKUP formula in D12 will then match the last instance of 1 i
D1

10. Do you need an explanation of why this is so?
If not, then the formula in A12 is effectively the same as the formul
in D12 except that its 2nd argument has been replaced with a
expression returning the same array result as D1

10 but referrin
directly to A1:A10. Do you understand this?
Maybe this level of decomposition may finally allow you to figure ou
what my formula does, but I won't hold my breath.
You failed to understand my description *AND* my formula in my initia
response. And it's *YOU* who have screwed up in terms of understandin
the language (which you may have some excuse not to understand, bu
would beg the question why you continue to participate in Englis
language newsgroups), understanding the formula (which you really hav
no excuses at all for failing to understand, though this failure coul
be explained by your own pigheadedness), testing the formula (you're
either lying about testing it or incompetent to do so), and failing to
understand my follow-ups (there's more than just the well-deserved
insults in them). I haven't screwed up except in believing there may be
some small hope you can figure this out. For that I'll admit I could be
dead wrong - you may not be able to figure this out - and if so I
appologize for assuming you're smarter than you are.
So you're going to continue being an idiot, are you?