Is there a BUTTON in Windows ...

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.... that will:-
error check all my drives,
defragment them,
search out duplicate files,
and delete all unnecessary files,
....including clearing TIF....
uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort of
clairvoyance algorithm !)
....make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
...make all my fans much quieter....
....run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
...and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?

regards, Richard
 
No.

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| ... that will:-
| error check all my drives,
| defragment them,
| search out duplicate files,
| and delete all unnecessary files,
| ...including clearing TIF....
| uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort of
| clairvoyance algorithm !)
| ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
| ..make all my fans much quieter....
| ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
| ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
|
| regards, Richard
 
HA!!! That is my job. And I do it well! except for the
coffee...don't know how to make it, hate the smell.
 
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RJK said:
... that will:-
error check all my drives,
defragment them,
search out duplicate files,
and delete all unnecessary files,
...including clearing TIF....
uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some
sort of clairvoyance algorithm !)
...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
..make all my fans much quieter....
...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that
out... ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my
machine !?
regards, Richard
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Sure - if you want to upgrade to Windows Dream Version 2025. 8^)
 
I have learned to love my TIFs! Leave them out of it, RJK!

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| ... that will:-
| error check all my drives,
| defragment them,
| search out duplicate files,
| and delete all unnecessary files,
| ...including clearing TIF....
| uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some
sort of
| clairvoyance algorithm !)
| ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
| ..make all my fans much quieter....
| ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that
out...
| ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
|
| regards, Richard
|
|
|
 
Yes. It's on the front of the PC, usually has a circle on it with a line
vertically bisecting the top of the arc. Press this button once and your
computer (and you!) will be blissfully silent.

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