The door was open, did you forget how to use the key?, why didn't you
read the article first, before shooting from the lip?
Go on read it, if you can't manage the ' joined up writing ' get one
of your kids to help, or get back to me, and in the interests of
helping those afflicted with adjacent but not necessarily connect
brain cells I'll draw and publish a pictorial version just for you.
Your floundering and functionally redundant response has generated
this indulgent overdose of verbs.