If your vista tells you the following, dont be surprised....

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If your vista tells you the following, don't be surprised....

WARNING! You are not a valid genuine human.. please contact a Microsoft
representative and
sign the eula which you give all rights of your soul to Microsoft.
If you have already been born you cannot return yourself for a refund.
However your mother can return you before your packaging has been opened.
If you are an OEM human, reincarnation is prohibited.
Your soul can be installed on only one body until its death.
Then your soul returned to Microsoft.

Microsoft grants you the right to use your soul but remember.. it belongs to
MS.
Your thoughts and actions will be monitored by DRM.
Your soul cannot be back engineered or transmitted with electronic means or
other
paranormal ways without the written consent from Microsoft.
 
If you have already been born you cannot return yourself for a refund.
However your mother can return you before your packaging has been opened.
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How will you know how if you like yourself if you have not been born yet,
and furthermore how will you tell that to your mother? Paradox?

Tell Microsoft that.. it tells you that you can return vista only if you
don't agree with the eula and you have not installed it.

In other words you must place the DVD box on your forehead and sing chants
in order to know with
clairvoyance if vista is good or not for you.

Go figure.... Microsoft logic... er.. not.... nil... caput.....
 
im not the one taking Vistaril... but you are.. hehehehe

http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm

Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.

Side effects:

dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination
 
kirk jim said:
im not the one taking Vistaril... but you are.. hehehehe

http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm

Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.

Side effects:

dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination
Click to expand...

Apparently you are rather familiar with this drug. Thanks for proving my
point.
 
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