Yo! Big Dad Buddah!
Your Office Programs, observing the Lotus in
Perfect Tranquility, transcend mere Viruses.
Your anti-Virus Programs, ever locked in Mortal
Combat with their Shadow-Selves, disturb the
Universal Serenity of the Cosmos.
Contemplate in Peace the opportunity to commune
with the ever-vigourous Vendors of that Software!
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Regards,
Pat Garard
Australia
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