Your shoe lace is undone.
There's a spider above your head.
Look out!
What's that mushroom cloud on the horizon?
You have an appointment with the genito-urinary clinic at 10.30am.
Your sister's on the phone - she's pregnant and crying.
World War Three has been declared.
Shame about Tony Blair ending up like that...
Would you phone this number, it's urgent...
McDonalds burgers have been proved to cause early senility, you mustn't eat them.
Would you phone Mr C. Lion at this number to confirm his order....
And so on.
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