Free laptops

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From: "XXX via WindowsKB.com" <u33001@uwe>

| Is there any way to get a FREE laptop??
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Have you mommy buy one. :-)
 
Is there any way to get a FREE laptop??
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Sure. Get a job, trade your time for their money, then trade your money
for something else. Alternatively, get a job that requires your use of
a laptop which means you are expected to spend hours doing work while
away from work, and you get to use their laptop as long as you stay
employed with that company.

Ask the moderator(s) of your forum who are using a Usenet gateway to
artificially pump up the membership of their forum to STOP appending
their signature to their externally linked posts. No one in Usenet
cares that you originally posted in a forum (other than to recognize
that the Usenet-challenged are posting here).
 
There are websites out there that promise free laptops if you try this and
that (and the other and that one too, ad infinitum), first. After several
hundred dollars of "free trials", you might actually get the "free" laptop.
 
No, that dive just down the street from the Hyatt with the $3 martinis that
we always end up in (and closing). I can NEVER remember it's name! Wonder
why?...
 
Can't help you. Don't recall ever being privileged to attend those
gatherings. By the time the first night is over, I have to swear off or I'd
never manage to get through the meat of the event.
 
No, that dive just down the street from the Hyatt with the $3 martinis that
we always end up in (and closing). I can NEVER remember it's name! Wonder
why?...

Vons?
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PA Bear said:
No, that dive just down the street from the Hyatt with the $3 martinis
that we always end up in (and closing). I can NEVER remember it's
name! Wonder why?...
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The "Vons", most likely. When heading to this bar, I noticed that I forgot
my wallet at the hotel and so I wanted to return in order to pick it up.
However, an Englishman standing nearby gave me the brilliant advice:
"Don't worry. If it's time to pay the bill, just say 'Oops!'". <vbg>
 
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