The worst post-sales support I've experienced in 15 years
My experience of Dell's support over the years has never been good, but I just had to let people know about this most recent catastrophe, which involved a purchase of a TFT screen.
Within a couple of days,
a screen arrived but it was the wrong one. Got through to the first person (in India) after about 10 minutes on hold. He said the screen they'd sent was the right one, but when asked how he knew this, he read out the details of my order!? We honestly went round in circles for 5 minutes during which time he read out my order details at least a dozen times in... erm... English. The supervisor's English was marginally better, but
eventually I'd to explain the problem using bits of fruit. i.e. "Although I'd ordered an orange & the order showed I'd ordered an orange I'd received an apple". I was given a call reference & was to be transferred to someone else who might help - 20 minutes wasted.
I'm sure I was speaking to someone in the UK now as the line was much clearer & the English was a bit better (I think it was someone in London), but he couldn't find the reference number I'd been given. They insisted they couldn't help as they needed a reference first, so I explained what had happened earlier & they took mercy & said they'd transfer me internally to the exact people I'd to speak to. I thanked them so much for their help, waited for 10 minutes on hold, then realised I was speaking to someone at the Indian call centre again. Not funny!
I quoted back the reference number they'd given me & it was OK. Rather than being transferred back to the UK, I asked
"could I get the direct number for the people I'd been dealing with in the UK?" "Yes!" I phoned it -
the line was dead
Phoned the Indian call centre again, (another 10 minutes) & I was transferred back to the UK again. They now had the call reference number (hoorah) & I was put on hold whilst the case history was read. When he spoke again, he asked what the problem was because he couldn't understand the history notes. Gutted, I explained from scratch.
I'm sure he then said the screen couldn't be returned to Dell because "it had been ordered for a business"!
[I'd heard from a collegue that Dell might try this. Apparently, it's no problem for home users to return stuff, but if you're a business they make up all sorts of shi+e to stop the business returning it].
I couldn't believe what I was hearing, so thinking "Watchdog", I quoted the distance selling regulations & more or less got put straight through to a supervisor who put me on hold whilst he got clearance from his boss.
Apparently, this was a "highly unusual situation, but on this occassion it was OK for me to return the screen".
I saw red, started off the next sentence with "LOOK" & explained they'd delivered the wrong thing. The guy typed away... then apparently their entire network crashed. [Yeh right - he just wanted off the phone]. I'd no option but to agree for him to phone me back in 5 minutes once their systems were up & running again.
15 minutes passed &
still no phonecall so I started writing down stuff for Watchdog 
. Was just about to phone India when the supervisor called - with a reference number! This really caught me off guard as I was sure he was calling back to fob me of or argue some more, so
there was a silence which he filled with an apology, a joke about their network crash & Dell server reliability (not a sales person obviously) I didn't laugh but instead agreed... then wracked my brains trying to think of someone who did own a Dell server (nope - noone - phew). Realising it had gone all silent again, I confirmed the new reference number & said my goodbye's. Back to the Indian call centre again...
I was actually quite glad to be calling India again - there might be a bit of a language barrier sometimes, but at least they don't come out with b.s. or argue with you. After 10 more minutes on hold, I gave the guy at the other end the reference.. there was a pause, some more typing & I was told the courier firm could pickup the box this Monday! Amazing! Then I unconsciously said out loud "
but there are 3 boxes"... which was met with a different kind of pause & no typing... "but you only ordered 1 screen".
Panicking slightly (& thinking oranges & apples), I said the other 2 boxes probably just contained the screen's power supply & monitor cables & that these would probably fit in the bigger box
... I just wanted it to all be over. Another long pause & I was told that'd be fine. Incase I'd misheard him, I asked the guy to e-mail confirmation of the pickup. The e-mail from "Mary T" arrived quickly... I wondered if he knew he'd been assigned a girl's name.
The 2 small boxes didn't fit in the big box, so e-mailing "Mary T", I explained this &
was told in the reply to bin the 2 smaller boxes - only the big box was important.
From this point on, Dell turned things around & the box was picked-up on the day they promised (though I was rather miffed to have wasted a day sitting waiting for the courier). As promised, my account was credited & the correct screen was delivered. The new screen does have a very sharp picture.
However,
based on this last experience I shall never, ever be ordering anything from Dell ever again. I'm almost certain Dell call centre staff are given training on how to be awkward & definitely get the feeling they try to drag things out in the hope that you'll just give up.
Other Dell disasters I've experienced include :
1. Receiving a batch of tower PCs which all had the
DVD drives fitted upside down
2.
Spending almost an hour on the phone to Dell support whilst they tried to remotely troubleshoot a faulty floppy disk drive (which had stopped reading or writing disks)

.
The part probably cost less than £10, but as the system was under warranty, I'd to bear with them whilst they followed procedure. One hour later they diagnosed the part as faulty & posted out a replacement floppy drive. Go Dell!!
3. One Dell PC which has had
3 HDD failures in a span of 16 months. Other PCs of the same model that were ordered at the same time & are in the same room have had zero HDD failures to date. The unfortunate PC isn't sited next to heaters or equipment that might cause electrical interference or dust clouds or anything

. It's not working any harder than the other PCs in the room. Sure, maybe it's just unlucky, but it is extremely inconvenient. Dell will not send out a different PSU or humour me in any other way...
I've just to phone back when the next problem occurs... not very proactive.
Sorry for the long post, but I think it's only fair to warn people.
Dell equipment is cheap & placing an order is very easy, but you're in for a world of pain when something goes wrong further down the line.
Can't really recommend them