Ah yes, beware of what you ask cuz you might just get it
"Beware Of What You Ask For"
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the
"accident of evolution" had created. " What majestic trees! What powerful
rivers! What beautiful animals! " he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.
He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in.
He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
the bear, right on top of him; reaching for him with his left paw and
raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!..."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped
moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky,
"You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist;
and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but could you perhaps
make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest
resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw ... brought both paws
together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about
to receive, I am truly thankful
Dave Peterson said:
Yep. I saw that and remarked that the OP got what he asked for. But it may not
be what he/she wants.