I have been specifically tasked to make the text 3D. I offered the shadow
option but was shot down by the higher ups. For visual purposes they want the
text only as 3D. I cannot find a way to do it, only with objects.
Well, I guess the response would be: "Excel is not designed in that manner,
so if you want 3D text, hire a programmer to hack Excel and make it do what
you want it to do. And hire lawyers as well."