Why Frank is obsessed with sheep

This is a sad story. Have plenty of tissues handy.

About forty years ago Frank's daddy was a farmer in Vermount. Frank
was in his early twenties already, but refused to leave the family
farm having no job prospects and flunking out of the sixth grade 3
years in a row. Frank's chores were to milk the six cows, something
Frank really enjoyed since it was as close as he even got to squeezing
tits.

Frank also had to clean out the barn and developed a fasination for
horse ****, spending many happy hours rolling around in the sticky
smelly stuff when nobody was looking. Frank being mentally challenged
mistook fresh horse **** fo peanut butter and would make himself a
snack.

Frank has a younger brother, Elmer and a sister named Ulga. One day
Frank's daddy surprised the children when a shipment of young sheep
arrived from England. Elmer and Ulga spend many happy hours chasing
the young sheep around the pasture. Frank did too, but Frank had other
plans for the sheep when he was alone in the barn.

One day FBI agents and inspectors from the USDA arrived to inspect the
sheep. Two were found to have BSE, more commonly known as a variant of
Mad Cow Disease. The children, especially Frank, who had grown very
attached to the two diseased sheep were very sad to learn the sheep
had to be destroyed for public safety.

The USDA inspectors inquired what kind of contact the family had with
the sheep. Frank looked down at the ground and mumbled something about
he petted them... in a special way. Alarmed, Frank's daddy asked,
what do you mean son? Frank in a whisper said he had sex with them.
Now it isn't unhead of for farm boys to do perverted things with farm
animals. Usually it is after they get drunk or it is on a dare or a
one time thing. Frank when pressed admitted he had sex almost daily
with the sheep since Frank had no gir friend. Lucky for Frank you
have to eat diseased meat to get Mad Cow Disease. As far as we know
that didn't happen.

Frank's daddy was so disgusted with Frank he had him leave the farm
that night. Frank managed to hitchhike to San Diego where he got a job
in a seedy whore house cleaning the toliets and making sure the condom
machines were well stocked. After a couple months Frank was prompted
to part time pimp and would stand on a nearby street corner hustling
for the whores. This is the business Frank brags about but it afraid
to discuss.

Frank misses feeling up the cows on his farm and especially misses his
sheep. So many things trigger these memories from the past. So you'll
just need to excuse Frank. He still has a thing for sheep and also got
introduced to pigs on his cross country trip to San Diego... but
that's another story.

What a ****ing retard. Just FYI

"executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:b2d063f3-7936-4257-91f0-91246b8d5b16@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> This is a sad story. Have plenty of tissues handy.
>
> About forty years ago Frank's daddy was a farmer in Vermount. Frank
> was in his early twenties already, but refused to leave the family
> farm having no job prospects and flunking out of the sixth grade 3
> years in a row. Frank's chores were to milk the six cows, something
> Frank really enjoyed since it was as close as he even got to squeezing
> tits.
>
> Frank also had to clean out the barn and developed a fasination for
> horse ****, spending many happy hours rolling around in the sticky
> smelly stuff when nobody was looking. Frank being mentally challenged
> mistook fresh horse **** fo peanut butter and would make himself a
> snack.
>
> Frank has a younger brother, Elmer and a sister named Ulga. One day
> Frank's daddy surprised the children when a shipment of young sheep
> arrived from England. Elmer and Ulga spend many happy hours chasing
> the young sheep around the pasture. Frank did too, but Frank had other
> plans for the sheep when he was alone in the barn.
>
> One day FBI agents and inspectors from the USDA arrived to inspect the
> sheep. Two were found to have BSE, more commonly known as a variant of
> Mad Cow Disease. The children, especially Frank, who had grown very
> attached to the two diseased sheep were very sad to learn the sheep
> had to be destroyed for public safety.
>
> The USDA inspectors inquired what kind of contact the family had with
> the sheep. Frank looked down at the ground and mumbled something about
> he petted them... in a special way. Alarmed, Frank's daddy asked,
> what do you mean son? Frank in a whisper said he had sex with them.
> Now it isn't unhead of for farm boys to do perverted things with farm
> animals. Usually it is after they get drunk or it is on a dare or a
> one time thing. Frank when pressed admitted he had sex almost daily
> with the sheep since Frank had no gir friend. Lucky for Frank you
> have to eat diseased meat to get Mad Cow Disease. As far as we know
> that didn't happen.
>
> Frank's daddy was so disgusted with Frank he had him leave the farm
> that night. Frank managed to hitchhike to San Diego where he got a job
> in a seedy whore house cleaning the toliets and making sure the condom
> machines were well stocked. After a couple months Frank was prompted
> to part time pimp and would stand on a nearby street corner hustling
> for the whores. This is the business Frank brags about but it afraid
> to discuss.
>
> Frank misses feeling up the cows on his farm and especially misses his
> sheep. So many things trigger these memories from the past. So you'll
> just need to excuse Frank. He still has a thing for sheep and also got
> introduced to pigs on his cross country trip to San Diego... but
> that's another story.

Cause Frank owns the fat little mr drunken pig.
Mr drunken pig loves dancing for Frank.
Frank enjoys controlling mr drunken pig and loves watching him dance and
squeal.
Frank also enjoys watching mr drunken pig making a complete and utter
fool out of himself on a daily basis. Just like clock work!
Frank also likes kicking mr drunken pigs fat stupid ignorant ass all
over this ng!...LOL!