Re: Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: month of May 2006.

On Thu, 01 Jun 2006 16:15:11 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 01 Jun 2006 16:39:48 -0400, dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 1 Jun 2006 03:07:18 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:04:42 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 31 May 2006 22:48:53 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 31 May 2006 21:51:39 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 31 May 2006 23:11:50 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>>>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Wed, 31 May 2006 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>>>>Stats Begin...............: Sun, 30 Apr 2006 23:07:14 GMT
>>>>>>>Stats End.................: Wed, 31 May 2006 22:52:30 GMT
>>>>>>>Days......................: 31
>>>>>>>Total No. of Articles.....: 6309
>>>>>>>Total No. of Characters...: 22765758
>>>>>>>Total Volume..............: 22232
>>>>>>>Messages Per Day..........: 203.5
>>>>>>>Characters Per Day........: 734379.3
>>>>>>>Average Daily Volume......: 717 kB
>>>>>>>Total Posters This Week...: 273
>>>>>>>Messages with Sigs........: 63.66%
>>>>>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 76.00%
>>>>>>>Original Content Rating...: 21.32%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>================================================================
>>>>>>> 1. mimus.............................................: 681 22.0 10.8%
>>>>>>> 2. Tim Weaver........................................: 611 19.7 9.7%
>>>>>>> 3. meow mix..........................................: 508 16.4 8.1%
>>>>>>> 4. =^.FixCat.^=......................................: 408 13.2 6.5%
>>>>>>> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 375 12.1 5.9%
>>>>>>> 6. knoxy.............................................: 371 12.0 5.9%
>>>>>>> 7. Shirley...........................................: 346 11.2 5.5%
>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 343 11.1 5.4%
>>>>>>> 9. trippy............................................: 242 7.8 3.8%
>>>>>>> 10. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 180 5.8 2.9%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus! congratulations! you posted in a month almost two thirds what
>>>>>> i did in a week! congratu****inglations!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> mheh.
>>>>>
>>>>>Slow but steady wins the pie.
>>>>>
>>>>>And slumposts don't count.
>>>>
>>>> what, pre-tell, are "slumposts"?
>>>>
>>>> <giggle>
>>>
>>>Ayn Rand sez you know it when you do it.
>>
>>the day i start trolling support newsgroups will be the day i
>>slumpost.
>>
>>everything else is Fair Game.
>>
>>mheh.
>
>...why is it taboo to troll support newsgroups? ANY newsgroup is fair
>game, tis the nature of the environment.

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youd get along famously. in fact, wedding bells might be in the air
soon.

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