Re: Just In From Sweet Home, Or.

say yes..
"Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot@ripe-skunk-guts.org> wrote in message
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> Tony in Oz <me@nospam.com>, blubbered in
> <aNOFh.5800$8U4.2977@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
>
>> A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
>
> I think you should stop drinking.
>
>> The bar has a robot bartender.
>
> I need another cold one.
>
>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
>> "What's your IQ"?
>
> You don't think my name is *bot* do you?
>
>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
>> about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality,
>> bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
>> nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
>
> How dare you question my realism.
>
>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool".
>
> The world will never know.
>
>> He decides to test the robot.
>
> Test Test Test
>
>> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
>> drink.
>
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
> story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
>
>> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
>> "What's your IQ"?
>
> Are you still a chronic alcoholic?
>
>> The man responds, "About 100".
>
> You are a man, right?
>
>> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about league,
>> Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and womens
>> tits in general.
>
> I want hooters!
>
>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
>> one more test.
>
> <takes big drink>
>
>> He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
>> IQ"? The man replies, "Err, 50, I think".
>
> Me? A bot? Haha.
>
>> And the robot says.
>
> Haha.
>
>> real slowly".
>
> Stick it in your ear.
>
>> The doctor said my eyelash, eyebrow and nose-hair pulling habit was
>> ANXIETY!?!?!
>
> You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
> functions.
>
>> So.
>
> So if I ask someone if they're using that shopping cart, I'm insulting
> them?
>
>> ya gonna vote for George Bush again"?
>
> I think that Bush is going to lose.
>
>