If your OS was an animal..

If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!



*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)



** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

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Tiberius wrote:
> If your OS was an animal..
>
>
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
>
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
>
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor
>
>
>
Go away, troll.

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Trolls are like babies. After feeding, they get stinky.
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Tiberius wrote:
> If your OS was an animal..
>
>
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
>
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
>
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor
>
>
>

So true.

Alias

If my OS were an animal it would be a "Moisture seeking, blue veined, hot
throbbing, Trouser Trout"



"Tiberius" <James@tiberius.kirk> wrote in message
news:%23StHi8VmHHA.4316@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> If your OS was an animal..
>
>
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
>
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
>
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor
>
>
>

Tiberius wrote:
> If your OS was an animal..
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor
>

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On May 18, 11:14 am, "Tiberius" <J...@tiberius.kirk> wrote:
> If your OS was an animal..
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

XP, a dog ?? HHighly unlikely! You may have not encountered
problems. It should be "sloth" because it is slow to start/wake up.

Tiberius wrote:

> If your OS was an animal..
>
>
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>

Humm, i think linux would be the dog...
xp wasn't very faithful to me.

"Tiberius" <James@tiberius.kirk> wrote in message
news:%23StHi8VmHHA.4316@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> If your OS was an animal..
>
>
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
>
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
>
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor
>
>
>


A 'chick' - fat and slow when you first meet her, but not ugly. Pretty, with
potential. Even looks kinda nice with those glassy things she wears.

But, she needs a lot of work.

She turns out to be a nagger, expecting you to ask permission every time
every time you want access to places in your own house. So put her straight
from the outset. Show her who's the boss.

Initially she spends a disproportionate amount of time recording what you
get up to in her numerous diaries. So get hold of them, erase them, and keep
her from ever getting new ones.

Slim her down gradually with a strict diet. Deny her access to your precious
resources, and little by little you'll get a prize catch. Treat her mean, to
keep her (+ you) keen.

--
Jon

Using at least one appendage, the entity known in this space-time continuum
as smlunatick <yveslec@gmail.com> revealed in news:1179511524.213523.207180
@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

> XP, a dog ?? HHighly unlikely! You may have not encountered
> problems. It should be "sloth" because it is slow to start/wake up.
>
>

A cat I think. When it's trying for user-friendly it rubs it's pencil-
sharpener in your face; Any change to it's environment is likely to have it
throwing up God knows what kind of rubbish; If incorrectly handled it can
leave you feeling pretty well gutted

sad sad sad sad sad sad,troll

IQON

"Tiberius" wrote:

> If your OS was an animal..
>
>
>
> - Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
> elegant.
>
> - Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..
>
> - Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.
>
> - Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
> see-through* tights,
>
> because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!
>
>
>
> *See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
> something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE! :-)
>
>
>
> ** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor
>
>
>
>