I did the unthinkable

Today is a historical day..
I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!

I have never done this before...and I was against it.... but I had to.

I just had to.. because drastic measures were needed in this case....
But this has not been done with a light conscious and it is a burden on my
soul....

So please read the following lyrics and sing along with me, with the
Queens bohemian rhapsody tune.....

PS: Whoever doesn't know this song.. is VERY young.. lol here it is in MIDI
http://www.queenwords.com/audio/midis/borhap.mid ( Yeah, I know-I know..
terrible sound)

:-)

Mama, just PLONKED a man
Put a RULE against his head
Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
Mama, Vista had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my netcard time is done
Sends shivers down my cable line
Back is aching all the time

Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
I don't want my connection to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........


http://www.lyrc.com.ar/lyric/Q/Quee...%20Rapsody.html

The extended version written by yours truly
----

Is this the real life?
Is this just final fantasy?
Caught in a spam scam
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look into your files and C#
I'm just a poor boy, I need no TFT
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Bandwidth high or a little low
Anyways windows blows, doesn't really matter to me, windows Me

Mama, just PLONKED a man
Put a RULE against his head
Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
Mama, Vista had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make your CPU fry
If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my netcard time is done
Sends shivers down my cable line
Back is aching all the time

Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
I don't want my connection to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........


I see a little icon of a man
Microsoft, Microsoft will you do the fandango?
Electric bolts are lighting - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves WinMe
He's just a poor boy from a poor network neighborhood
Spare him his drive from this monstrosity*
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bill is blah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bill is blah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bill is blah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Microsoft has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can reboot me and format my drive?
So you think you can love me & post my pic online?
Oh baby - can't blog like this baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
We are just formaters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyways windows blows...





*Monstrosity = He is referring to windows VISTA







"John Jay Smith" <-> wrote in message
news:u8fq$furGHA.3648@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Today is a historical day..
> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>
> I have never done this before...and I was against it.... but I had to.
>
> I just had to.. because drastic measures were needed in this case....
> But this has not been done with a light conscious and it is a burden on my
> soul....
>
> So please read the following lyrics and sing along with me, with the
> Queens bohemian rhapsody tune.....
>
> PS: Whoever doesn't know this song.. is VERY young.. lol here it is in
> MIDI
> http://www.queenwords.com/audio/midis/borhap.mid ( Yeah, I know-I know..
> terrible sound)
>
> :-)
>
> Mama, just PLONKED a man
> Put a RULE against his head
> Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
> Mama, Vista had just begun
> But now I've gone and thrown it all away
>
> Mama, ooo
> Didn't mean to make you cry
> If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
> Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
>
> Too late, my netcard time is done
> Sends shivers down my cable line
> Back is aching all the time
>
> Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
> Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
> Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
> I don't want my connection to die
> I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........
>
>
> http://www.lyrc.com.ar/lyric/Q/Quee...%20Rapsody.html
>

On Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:11:23 +0300, "John Jay Smith" <-> wrote:

>Today is a historical day..
>I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>
>I have never done this before...and I was against it.... but I had to.
>
>I just had to.. because drastic measures were needed in this case....
>But this has not been done with a light conscious and it is a burden on my
>soul....

Was it me? 8-)
>
>So please read the following lyrics and sing along with me, with the
>Queens bohemian rhapsody tune.....
>
>PS: Whoever doesn't know this song.. is VERY young.. lol here it is in MIDI
>http://www.queenwords.com/audio/midis/borhap.mid ( Yeah, I know-I know..
>terrible sound)
>
>:-)
>
>Mama, just PLONKED a man
>Put a RULE against his head
>Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
>Mama, Vista had just begun
>But now I've gone and thrown it all away
>
>Mama, ooo
>Didn't mean to make you cry
>If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
>Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
>
>Too late, my netcard time is done
>Sends shivers down my cable line
>Back is aching all the time
>
>Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
>Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
>Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
>I don't want my connection to die
>I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........
>
>
>http://www.lyrc.com.ar/lyric/Q/Quee...%20Rapsody.html
>
Nice lyrics, not sure Freddie would have approved though

Jonah

nah.... not you.. why would I plonk you?

We are talking about an exceptional pain the the posterior here....

Im sure Freddy would love to know that his songs still insipre people so
many years after he wrote them....even in the internet age...


"jonah" <jonah123@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:47n9c2ltat6h4gaa0taolcb8mpvi5njtpi@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:11:23 +0300, "John Jay Smith" <-> wrote:
>
>>Today is a historical day..
>>I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>>
>>I have never done this before...and I was against it.... but I had to.
>>
>>I just had to.. because drastic measures were needed in this case....
>>But this has not been done with a light conscious and it is a burden on my
>>soul....
>
> Was it me? 8-)
>>
>>So please read the following lyrics and sing along with me, with the
>>Queens bohemian rhapsody tune.....
>>
>>PS: Whoever doesn't know this song.. is VERY young.. lol here it is in
>>MIDI
>>http://www.queenwords.com/audio/midis/borhap.mid ( Yeah, I know-I know..
>>terrible sound)
>>
>>:-)
>>
>>Mama, just PLONKED a man
>>Put a RULE against his head
>>Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
>>Mama, Vista had just begun
>>But now I've gone and thrown it all away
>>
>>Mama, ooo
>>Didn't mean to make you cry
>>If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
>>Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
>>
>>Too late, my netcard time is done
>>Sends shivers down my cable line
>>Back is aching all the time
>>
>>Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
>>Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
>>Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
>>I don't want my connection to die
>>I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........
>>
>>
>>http://www.lyrc.com.ar/lyric/Q/Quee...%20Rapsody.html
>>
> Nice lyrics, not sure Freddie would have approved though
>
> Jonah

"John Jay Smith" <-> wrote in message:
> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!

Anyone we know?

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nah.. and trust me you are blessed that you dont! lol


"Jonathan Kay [MVP]" <msnewsreplies@jonathankay.com> wrote in message
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> "John Jay Smith" <-> wrote in message:
>> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>
> Anyone we know?
>
> --
> Jonathan Kay
> Microsoft MVP - Windows Live Messenger/MSN Messenger/Windows Messenger
> Associate Expert
> http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone/
> Messenger Resources - http://messenger.jonathankay.com
> All posts unless otherwise specified are (c) 2006 Jonathan Kay.
> You *must* contact me for redistribution rights.
> --
>
>

John Jay Smith <-> wrote:
>
> Today is a historical day..
> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!

Has Scott become that bad? I can't say I ever read his posts these days
anyway

Regards
Nigel
--
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www.sysadmininc.com - Consultancy, Service, Sales, Networking...
www.british-expats.com - Connect with British Expats World Wide


"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own" --Adam Savage.

"John Jay Smith" <-> wrote in message
news:u8fq$furGHA.3648@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
Finally, there is someone more annoying than me, Just FYI.

P.S. You really need to sign up to be a MSDN OS Level Tester in order to try
out Build 5472, because you would probably find it a whole lot better than
Beta 2, and you would probably be less angry at Microsoft, and like Windows
Vista a whole lot better.

> Today is a historical day..
> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>
> I have never done this before...and I was against it.... but I had to.
>
> I just had to.. because drastic measures were needed in this case....
> But this has not been done with a light conscious and it is a burden on my
> soul....
>
> So please read the following lyrics and sing along with me, with the
> Queens bohemian rhapsody tune.....
>
> PS: Whoever doesn't know this song.. is VERY young.. lol here it is in
> MIDI
> http://www.queenwords.com/audio/midis/borhap.mid ( Yeah, I know-I know..
> terrible sound)
>
> :-)
>
> Mama, just PLONKED a man
> Put a RULE against his head
> Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
> Mama, Vista had just begun
> But now I've gone and thrown it all away
>
> Mama, ooo
> Didn't mean to make you cry
> If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
> Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
>
> Too late, my netcard time is done
> Sends shivers down my cable line
> Back is aching all the time
>
> Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
> Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
> Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
> I don't want my connection to die
> I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........
>
>
> http://www.lyrc.com.ar/lyric/Q/Quee...%20Rapsody.html
>

Kev, you're perseverating again.

<kevpan815@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:11BFB578-0EBD-434D-925A-62CE23635A14@microsoft.com...
>
> "John Jay Smith" <-> wrote in message
> news:u8fq$furGHA.3648@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Finally, there is someone more annoying than me, Just FYI.
>
> P.S. You really need to sign up to be a MSDN OS Level Tester in order to
> try out Build 5472, because you would probably find it a whole lot better
> than Beta 2, and you would probably be less angry at Microsoft, and like
> Windows Vista a whole lot better.
>
>> Today is a historical day..
>> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>>
>> I have never done this before...and I was against it.... but I had to.
>>
>> I just had to.. because drastic measures were needed in this case....
>> But this has not been done with a light conscious and it is a burden on
>> my soul....
>>
>> So please read the following lyrics and sing along with me, with the
>> Queens bohemian rhapsody tune.....
>>
>> PS: Whoever doesn't know this song.. is VERY young.. lol here it is in
>> MIDI
>> http://www.queenwords.com/audio/midis/borhap.mid ( Yeah, I know-I know..
>> terrible sound)
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Mama, just PLONKED a man
>> Put a RULE against his head
>> Pushed my mouse button, now he's dead
>> Mama, Vista had just begun
>> But now I've gone and thrown it all away
>>
>> Mama, ooo
>> Didn't mean to make you cry
>> If I'm not back online again this time tomorrow
>> Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
>>
>> Too late, my netcard time is done
>> Sends shivers down my cable line
>> Back is aching all the time
>>
>> Goodbye everybody - I've got to go offline
>> Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
>> Mama, ooo - (anyways windows blows)
>> I don't want my connection to die
>> I sometimes wish I'd never been online at all........
>>
>>
>> http://www.lyrc.com.ar/lyric/Q/Quee...%20Rapsody.html
>>

Yes I know that its better...

but the GUI still has the same problems...
that are not bugs but bad design....

and if you take into account how much better it
COULD have been (remember we are in 2006-2007)...
well.......


"Nigel Reed" <see@www.nelgin.nu-slash-qconfirm.html.invalid> wrote in
message news:nj8gp3-6fc.ln1@wibble.nelgin.nu...
> John Jay Smith <-> wrote:
>>
>> Today is a historical day..
>> I did the unthinkable.. I plonked someone!
>
> Has Scott become that bad? I can't say I ever read his posts these days
> anyway
>
> Regards
> Nigel
> --
> www.myoldcontacts.com - Tell your friends to tell their friends
> www.sysadmininc.com - Consultancy, Service, Sales, Networking...
> www.british-expats.com - Connect with British Expats World Wide
>
>
> "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own" --Adam Savage.