Re: Window XP compatability

Geoff wrote:
> ATTENTION: Kadaitcha Man.We are using XP Pro and constantly getting error
> message 0xc0000005, this is causing our program (third party software) to
> close with possible data corruptions. I note that on your website you
> address XP Home but not Pro - can u help please?
>
> "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote in message
> news:c4e2e26b2744b48660e7e037e0978c93@TeraNews...
>> John wrote:
>>> Hope someone can help.
>>>
>>> I get a blue stop screen at least once when my PC is running
>>> (IRQL-NOT-LESS-OR-EQUAL). I understand that this means I have a
>>> incompatibility error with Window XP and either a piece of hardware or
>>> software. I've got some much stuff on the PC does anyone know of any
>>> (free) software, or (easy way) to determine which bits are compatible
>>> and which are not. Some of the software has been installed by other
>>> people.
>>
>> Go here: http://kadaitcha.ath.cx/articles/stop_err.aspx#0a
>>
>> --
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>> Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man: Moderator, 24hoursupport.helpdesk


Geoff,

Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose on these
groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help' site. I wouldn't rely
on it - or him - for any help or support.

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"Amethyst" <amethyst@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:bdmufh$44q$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Geoff wrote:
> > ATTENTION: Kadaitcha Man.We are using XP Pro and constantly getting error
> > message 0xc0000005, this is causing our program (third party software) to
> > close with possible data corruptions. I note that on your website you
> > address XP Home but not Pro - can u help please?
> >
> > "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote in message
> > news:c4e2e26b2744b48660e7e037e0978c93@TeraNews...
> >> John wrote:
> >>> Hope someone can help.
> >>>
> >>> I get a blue stop screen at least once when my PC is running
> >>> (IRQL-NOT-LESS-OR-EQUAL). I understand that this means I have a
> >>> incompatibility error with Window XP and either a piece of hardware or
> >>> software. I've got some much stuff on the PC does anyone know of any
> >>> (free) software, or (easy way) to determine which bits are compatible
> >>> and which are not. Some of the software has been installed by other
> >>> people.
> >>
> >> Go here: http://kadaitcha.ath.cx/articles/stop_err.aspx#0a
> >>
> >> --
> >> Kadaitcha Man: Usenet Anarchist - http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/
> >> Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
> >>
> >> Kadaitcha Man: Moderator, 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>
>
> Geoff,
>
> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose on these
> groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help' site. I wouldn't rely
> on it - or him - for any help or support.

You mean, like telling people your skewed facts about hard drive sizes change after installing Windows, as I see one here that know what he's talking about, finally put you in your place there? Kadaictha Man, or whoever he is, does seem pretty abrasive, but at least I haven't seen him post any bad advice.

Posting from the Amethystian Universe Amethyst wrote:

> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose on
> these groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help' site. I
> wouldn't rely on it - or him - for any help or support.
>
> --
> Cassandra
> Card carrying member of the Fresh Start Club 'The Undead Are People
> Too!'


Step 1- Read
Step 2-Think
Step 3-Post

You're batting .666 so far Cass.

If you bothered to read any of the articles on his website, even you might
see they more often than not point to MS Knowledge Base or Technet articles.
If what you say is correct, MS is at fault for any errors, omissions or
oversights, not the guy who collected, collated and organized them.

Before your next post, give your local Helly Hanson retailer a call and see
if they carry a Nomex jumpsuit in your size.


--
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man. -Samuel
L. Clemens

Amethyst, after spending 3 minutes figuring out which end of the pen touse,
wrote:

<snip>

> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose onthese
> groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help' site. I wouldn't rely
> on it - or him - for any help or support.
>
> --
> Cassandra

ROTFLMAO!! Like *you're* one to talk!? What a ****ing anal pore. Get a job
cleaning dingleberries, it'd be the only the thing you could possibly be any
good at.

John
--
http://microscum.kurttrail.com/mmpafaq/mmpafaq.htm
http://kadaitcha.ath.cx/

Snips...

If folks on the group have a problem with each other, please, take it
off list where it belongs.

There's an old saying that says: It's better to keep your mouth shut and
be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Substitute e-mail and you have the cure for the problem...

Tom - Vista, CA

On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 15:46:30 +0000, S.Heenan wrote:

> Posting from the Amethystian Universe Amethyst wrote:
>
>> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose on
>> these groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help' site. I
>> wouldn't rely on it - or him - for any help or support.
>>
>> --
>> Cassandra
>> Card carrying member of the Fresh Start Club 'The Undead Are People
>> Too!'
>
>
> Step 1- Read
> Step 2-Think
> Step 3-Post
>
> You're batting .666 so far Cass.
>
> If you bothered to read any of the articles on his website, even you might
> see they more often than not point to MS Knowledge Base or Technet
> articles. If what you say is correct, MS is at fault for any errors,
> omissions or oversights, not the guy who collected, collated and organized
> them.
>
> Before your next post, give your local Helly Hanson retailer a call and
> see if they carry a Nomex jumpsuit in your size.

I think you misspelt "parachute". Maybe you actually meant "tent".

"Michael Beardsley" <mbeardsley@earthlunk.net> wrote in message newsan.2003.06.30.12.47.31.656773@earthlunk.net...
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 15:46:30 +0000, S.Heenan wrote:
>
> > Posting from the Amethystian Universe Amethyst wrote:
> >
> >> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose on
> >> these groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help' site. I
> >> wouldn't rely on it - or him - for any help or support.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Cassandra
> >> Card carrying member of the Fresh Start Club 'The Undead Are People
> >> Too!'
> >
> >
> > Step 1- Read
> > Step 2-Think
> > Step 3-Post
> >
> > You're batting .666 so far Cass.
> >
> > If you bothered to read any of the articles on his website, even you might
> > see they more often than not point to MS Knowledge Base or Technet
> > articles. If what you say is correct, MS is at fault for any errors,
> > omissions or oversights, not the guy who collected, collated and organized
> > them.
> >
> > Before your next post, give your local Helly Hanson retailer a call and
> > see if they carry a Nomex jumpsuit in your size.
>
> I think you misspelt "parachute". Maybe you actually meant "tent".
>

You daft idiot, where did he use the word "parachute"?

On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 17:00:45 +0000, Ted wrote:


> "Michael Beardsley" <mbeardsley@earthlunk.net> wrote in message
> newsan.2003.06.30.12.47.31.656773@earthlunk.net...
>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 15:46:30 +0000, S.Heenan wrote:
>>
>> > Posting from the Amethystian Universe Amethyst wrote:
>> >
>> >> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose
>> >> on these groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help'
>> >> site. I wouldn't rely on it - or him - for any help or support.
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Cassandra
>> >> Card carrying member of the Fresh Start Club 'The Undead Are People
>> >> Too!'
>> >
>> >
>> > Step 1- Read
>> > Step 2-Think
>> > Step 3-Post
>> >
>> > You're batting .666 so far Cass.
>> >
>> > If you bothered to read any of the articles on his website, even you
>> > might see they more often than not point to MS Knowledge Base or
>> > Technet articles. If what you say is correct, MS is at fault for any
>> > errors, omissions or oversights, not the guy who collected, collated
>> > and organized them.
>> >
>> > Before your next post, give your local Helly Hanson retailer a call
>> > and see if they carry a Nomex jumpsuit in your size.
>>
>> I think you misspelt "parachute". Maybe you actually meant "tent".
>>
>>
> You daft idiot, where did he use the word "parachute"?

Relax. It was a joke that didn't work because it assumed too much.

Next time I'll not tell it, or I'll include a detailed explanation and add
pictures if any large words are used so people such as yourself can have a
chuckle with the rest of us.

HammerFist drooled:

> Please don't rely on KM's website for assistance. His sole purpose
> on these groups is to promote his technically inaccurate 'help'
> site. I wouldn't rely on it - or him - for any help or support.

Hmmm. Maybe you say that because you're a ****headed peanut with a special
place on my other website:

http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/mvp.aspx

"HammerFist - Is She a Failed School Prefect or Top-Flight MVP Material?"

[...]

All those posts and not one technical snippet save for this: "I'm not really
the best person to assist, but I can tell you that you won't find it in XP."
HammerFist is a high achiever, eh. I bet people in high places have her down
for MVP status no time soon.

--
Kadaitcha Man: Usenet Anarchist - http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/
Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.

Kadaitcha Man: Moderator, 24hoursupport.helpdesk