Re: google toolbar

zarathustra wrote:
> Renato Downey doodled:
>> zarathustra wrote:

>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps

>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?

> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.

>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>> answer.

> Too late.

>> You ****ed it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>> Police Officer'.

> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
> Now, are you going to sign up or not?

>> You see, head****, compounds that come before the word being modified
>> should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is a proper
>> noun, or is an adjective.

>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.

> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
> absolutely nothing.


Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

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Marietta Wren doodled:
> zarathustra wrote:
>> Renato Downey doodled:
>>> zarathustra wrote:
>
>>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps
>
>>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?
>
>> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
>> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.
>
>>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>>> answer.
>
>> Too late.
>
>>> You ****ed it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>>> Police Officer'.
>
>> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
>> Now, are you going to sign up or not?
>
>>> You see, head****, compounds that come before the word being
>>> modified should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is
>>> a proper noun, or is an adjective.
>
>>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.
>
>> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
>> absolutely nothing.
>
>
> Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

My what?

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

"Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
>||
>|| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
>
>Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
>
>Look he's been eating the other peanuts!

Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

"Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote:

>zarathustra wrote:
>
>> My what?
>
>Your inability to deal with this still outstanding matter, you pathetic,
>thread-slinking ****:

You sound upset, son.

>
>zarathustra wrote:
>> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>
>>> That's bad luck for you. There are no second prizes. You see, you are
>>> the one who as claimed to be a fully paid-up 'Word Police Officer',
>>> yet you hyphenate compound words that end in ly,
>>
>> Yes, that did happen. Just goes to show I'm not infallible.
>
>It also goes to show that you are an idiot.
>
>Kadaitcha's Medical Dictionary: An IDIOT is a person without understanding
>or ordinary mental capacity, one who does not advance beyond the mental age
>of three years; distinguished from an imbecile, who is capable of some
>mental and physical education. An IMBECILE is one who is congenitally
>weak-minded yet not incapable of education; a mental defective not advancing
>beyond the mental age of seven years. A MORON is a feeble-minded person of
>higher grade than an imbecile, one who does not advance beyond the mental
>age of 12 years.
>
>You are an idiot who has not learned that spelling, typo and grammar laming
>is the refuge of the utterly inadequate. Just in case you're bewlidered by
>the phrase the utterly inadequate, it is constructed of a noun with a plural
>verb. You do know what they are, don't you? You must, I mean, after all, you
>are a fully paid up 'Word Police Officer', aren't you?
>
>> Don't be a silly-billy.
>> 'inappropriate'?
>> Never...........!
>> Oh, mention. Mention!
>
>No.
>
>>> All of that means two things; you
>>> are a ****wit lamer; you are an easy mark for anyone with a
>>> rudimentary knowledge of the English language.
>>
>> Heh. If I were that gurning fishboi, I'd be squawking 'stalker' right
>> now. Thank **** I'm not.
>
>There are a number of issues in that paragraph. Please clarify:
>
>A) "If I were that gurning fishboi,"
>
>Is "that gurning fishboi" in the third person? Or is gurning being used as
>an adjective? If the latter, you have missed a comma out of the phrase. If
>the former, there is no contextual reference to support the phrase, hence it
>is spurious. If neither, then is the word fishboi in the first or second
>person?
>
>B) "If I were that gurning fishboi, I'd be squawking 'stalker' right now."
>
>Putting aside the issue of your babble being completely unintelligible, as
>indicated by the need to pose the questions in A) to ascertain context,
>meaning and intent, the sentence has two independent clauses, viz "If you]
>were that gurning fishboi" and "[you]'d be squawking 'stalker' right now."
>The two indpendent clauses are closed by a single concluding statement, viz
>"Thank **** I'm not." Which of the two independent clauses is the concluding
>statement concluding?
>
>>> To save yourself more embarrassment, you should restrict your posts
>>> to the following:
>>
>> Embarrassment? This is usenet, you dildo. Who the **** gets
>> embarrassed in usenet?
>>
>> PPfffttt....
>
>Ah, the sweet sounds of a rapidly deflating ego.

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Josef Knecht wrote:

> AutoSPNAK.

1.

1. spnak!
2. spnak! nice backpedal!
3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
4. Slurp! etc.
5. My rules count. etc.
6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother, father,
etc.
7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
8. blink (clueless)
9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to know one
etc.

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"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
>||
>||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>|||
>|||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
>|||||
>||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
>|||
>||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
>|||
>||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
>||
>|| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
>||
>
>It's not a lame.

Like your obvious post-editing, you 5u><0r....

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
||||||
||||||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
||||||||
|||||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
||||||
|||||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
||||||
|||||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
|||||
||||| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
|||||
|||
||| It's not a lame.
||
|| Like your obvious post-editing, you 5u><0r....
||

What's there to like you ****ing retard? I didn't edit the post.


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Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht wrote:
|||
|||| AutoSPNAK.
|||
||| 1.
|||
||| 1. spnak!
||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
||| 4. Slurp! etc.
||| 5. My rules count. etc.
||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
||| father, etc.
||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
||| 8. blink (clueless)
||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
||| know one etc.
||
|| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
||
|| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?

You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were pretending!

Oh well.

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"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
>||
>||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>|||
>||||| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
>|||||
>|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>||||||
>||||||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
>||||||||
>|||||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
>||||||
>|||||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
>||||||
>|||||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
>|||||
>||||| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
>|||||
>|||
>||| It's not a lame.
>||
>|| Like your obvious post-editing, you 5u><0r....
>||
>
>What's there to like you ****ing retard? I didn't edit the post.

....and they TINT wonder why I use emphases.

It has nothing to do with liking. Read again. What a dumb****. *sigh*

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote:
>||
>||| Josef Knecht wrote:
>|||
>|||| AutoSPNAK.
>|||
>||| 1.
>|||
>||| 1. spnak!
>||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>||| 4. Slurp! etc.
>||| 5. My rules count. etc.
>||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
>||| father, etc.
>||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>||| 8. blink (clueless)
>||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
>||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
>||| know one etc.
>||
>|| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
>||
>|| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
>
>You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were pretending!
>
>Oh well.

*
B
L
O
O
P
*

(That was you, you cuntbubble...)

BWAHAHAHAHAetc...

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2