I can remember at school:
Being made to run three times round a football pitch in just shorts and plimsolls in the middle of winter for being lippy to a teacher.
Being whacked across the backside with one of those Gym climbing ropes.
Being hit round the back of the head with a huge textbook for trying to disrupt the class.
Being hit on the backside with a size twelve plimsole, numerous occasions, for bad-mouthing the music teacher.
Being caned on the hands and the backside with a cane, countless ocassions, strokes ranged from two to six.
Two for being lippy, six for putting my hand up the French teachers skirt as she walked past my desk. On that one occasion, six was worth it

Hi Miss Ricard, how ya doing?
And for setting fire to my desk whilst sitting at it: Suspended two weeks.
And did I turn out wrong?
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