'Please' as in "Please give me all your valuables or I will blow your brains out with this pistol"
'Thank You' as in 'Thank you for kicking me right up the gonads and making me double up in pain, I really apreciate that'
And nope, I don't know what I'm on either
Patience and tolerance oh my droogies, some people's command of the English language is, how shall we say, challenged.
Behind that curt response may be a really grateful person who just doesn't know how to express themselves.
Well, either that or a pig thick ignoramus